DECEMBER 2009 - "CHAGRINNING" THE GOOD TIMES

IT'S DECEMBER - 2009 ! !

**CLICK THIS YOUTUBE.COM LINK, TO VIEW A FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY VIDEO OF A BUSH AND KERRY FACE-OFF - THIS MUSIC WILL SHUT OFF FOR VIEWING - THEN JUST "BACK-ARROW PAGE" TO RETURN HERE

CLICK HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Q-sRdV7SY

HERE'S ANOTHER BUSH ! BUSH - "THERE IS NO SANTA !"
CLICK HERE TO VIEW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJfOrA-Ev4k

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IT'S TIME TO VIEW MY SLIDE SHOW "WESTERN PA FALL FOLIAGE" AGAIN

“WHERE IS THE WONDER AND WHAT IS THE ASK ?...........”

JUST LOOK AT OUR BEAUTIFUL WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA FALL FOLIAGE ! !

OR VIEW IT AT:

http://www.authordawnnaret.blogspot.com/

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HERE'S A FEW "GONG SHOW" FAVORITES, I BROUGHT OUT FROM MY:

PITTSBURGH, PA "YINZ NEWS AND MUSE" SITE AT: http://www.bydawnnaret.blogspot.com/

"MY GONG SHOW FAVORITES":

CLICK HERE TO VIEW "BEST BITS PART 1":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhlLqvlM7KA

CLICK HERE TO VIEW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw

(“GENE GENE, THE DANCING MACHINE” - LIVED IN PITTSBURGH !)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyo_oi96HHM

(“THE Unknown comic”)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ozU4KcvIZ0

MISS DOLLY( “GONG SHOW - REALLY BIZARRE ACT, TRUST ME”)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq3oKdY67u8

JUDITH ANN AND JANE(”WILD ACT FROM 1978”)

ONE LAST ONE ! "MY WINNING GONG SHOW ACT"

CLICK HERE TO VIEW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjUbRLBp_qM
“MY WINNING GONG SHOW ACT”

"QUOTE THE DAWN....EVERMORE...."

MY ORIGINAL PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY,BY DAWN NARET'

"TO HEAR OR READ SOMEONE ELSES OPINION, IS PROOF OF ALIVENESS ONLY.....

TO MEMORIZE IT AND TELL OTHERS, IS A SIGN OF APEING ABILITY.....

TO EVALUATE IT AND SLICE OUT THE INACCURACIES OF IT, IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE.....

TO PONDER, RESEARCH, ORGANIZE AND PROVE LOGIC AND THEN CREATE A MORE PERFECT COMPREHENSION, IS GENIUS"....

AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT BY DAWN NARET' MARCH 2008

SLIDE SHOW - "NERO'S GOLDEN PALACE", BY DAWN NARET'

THIS SLIDE SHOW WILL CONTINUE TO ADD PHOTOS, AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THE SUBJECT CAUGHT MY INTEREST THIS WEEK, BECAUSE I READ ABOUT THE "ROUND REVOLVING DINING ROOM", THAT GAVE NERO CREDIT FOR OWNING THE WORLD'S 1ST REVOLVING RESTURANT DESIGN.

PRETTY ASTOUNDING TO IMAGINE A REVOLVING 50 FOOT STONE ROOM IN CIRCA 65 A.D. , SUPPOSEDLY SUSPENDED ON A POLE AND ABLE TO ROTATE WITH THE EARTH'S ROTATION ! DEFINETLY GRABBED THE "NEBBY" IN ME ! SO I'M READING ALL I CAN FIND AND WILL ADD IT.

MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT.....NOT A REVOLVING ROOM FOR LUXURIOUS DINING, BUT PERHAPS A SAFETY SHELTER/EXIT, IN CASE THE PALACE WAS INVADED, THEY COULD GO THERE, PERHAPS ALL MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE AND HAVE THE ROOM ROLL FORWARD, LIKE A GERBIL WHEEL OR WALKING ON A TREDMILL AND SLOWLY THE ROOM WOULD ROLL FORWARD, UNTIL THE DOOR WOULD ARRIVE AT A POINT OVERHEAD. LEAVING NO ENTRY FOR INVADERS. OR PERHAPS CONTINUING WITH THE ROLL, UNTIL THE DOOR WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM,AND NOW OPENED ONTO SECRET ESCAPE TUNNEL, THAT THE INVADERS COULD NOT ACCESS.

THE OLD ANCIENTS WERE ALWAYS BUILDING SECRET ROOMS FOR STORAGE AND ESCAPE......ALOT LIKE THE ROYALS, ALL OVER THE WORLD CONTINUED TO DO IN ALL THEIR EARLY CASTLES. MANY SECRET ROOMS AND PASSAGES PROBABLY SERVED FOR A "ROYAL TRYST" OR 2 AS WELL ! - DAWN NARET'

CLICK THIS YOUTUBE LINK FOR A VIDEO TOUR OF THE PALACE ROTATOR ROOM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR1pEWX68c4&feature=player_embedded

"PULL MY FINGER" - AN "UPDATED" ADULT CARTOON STRIP THAT INSPIRED THIS BLOG SITE

FOSAMAX LAWYER 2nd MILLION HIT COUNTER

THIS SPOT IS FOR ADULTS WHO HAVE CONTRACTED...OR FEEL THAT THEY MAY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO ..."SECOND - HAND - TERRETS".

THIS IS A CONDITION OF:

SCREECHING UNCONTROLLABLY, WAILING, PROFANE CUSSING, CHAIR PISSING AND HEM SNIPPING THAT OCCURS FOLLOWING AN INTOLERABLE PERIOD OF FORCED SMILES AND POLITENESS.

I'LL BET OUR NEW FIRST LADY, MISS MICHELLE,KNOWS 'XACTLY WHAT I'M TALKIN 'BOUT ! !

GOD BLESS HER AND PROTECT HER, FROM LISTENIN TO THEIR "HOGWASH" OR GETTIN MAD AT BAMY - THEY'RE STILL WRITTIN LIES AND SLANDER, TO TRY TO TEAR THEM APART TOO !

BUT, LAURA AND I TOOK CARE OF THAT BEFORE WE LEFT.....WE TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DANCE......TOOK A BIT OF EXTRA EFFORT, CAUSE THAT BOY JUST DIDN'T HAVE "ANY" RHYTHM AND SHY LITTLE MISS MICHELLE INSISTED ON WEARING HER HALLOWEEN MASK ! !

CHECK IT OUT !

CLICK URL ADDRESS FOR VIEWING:

OBAMA AT HIGH SCHOOL DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdfWAr8nNMI

OBAMA AT DISCO DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_KL8jwDxyY

THE PRESIDENTIAL "YES WE CAN-CAN !"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG258rZfcBc

YEAH ! ! THIS OLD MAN STILL GOT IT ! !

"I LEFT D.C. WITH MY LADY STILL ON MY ARM!"

THE TURKEY WANTS A SUBSTITUTE ! !

I HEAR MISS LAURA IS ABOUT TA MAKE SOME MOUTHS DROP OPEN OVER THE EMBARRASSIN PIDDLY DIVORCE SETTLEMENT ISSUE ! !

WHADDA THEY KNOW 'BOUT DIVORCE "TEXAS STYLE"............

HELL , THAT WAS JUST A BAUBBLE TA KEEP 'ER OUTTA THE SINGLES BARS, AND FROM WINNIN ALL THE COMPETITIONS WITH THE "NOT AS POLISHED OR CLASSY", YOUNG LADIES, TILL G. DUBYA COULD SHAKE THE WILLIES OFF HIS SPINE AND GET BACK TA NORMAL !

HE'S NOT LETTIN GO OF HIS "ONLY REAL LOVE OF HIS LIFE".......JUST GAVE 'ER A "BAUBBLE TA BE PATIENT WITH HIM ! !

YOU GO GIRL ! ! GIVE 'IM A BIG KISS AND MAKE 'IM SOME COOKIES !

THEN START STROKIN 'IS BIG TOE........EASY...........CAUSE IF YA TUG TOO HARD.......HE FARTS ! !

GIVE 'IM A BIG KISS FOR ALL OF US ! !

"A NUT TO REMEMBER.......!"

HEY ! I AM BRINGING SOME OF THE OLD D.C. "BUSH ARCHIVES" OVER HERE, FOR POSTERITY. AMONG THEM I FOUND VIDEO OF THE "SHOE THROWER IN IRAQ.

DAM ! I AM STILL IMPRESSED WITH THE AGILITY OF G. DUBYA, THE REFLEX REACTION OF HIS DUCK AND COVER !

CLICK THIS PHOTO LINK TO WATCH "THE TOSS" - THEN "BACK-ARROW-PAGE" TO RETURN HERE

I AM CONVINCED THAT THIS IS EVIDENCE THAT MISS LAURA MUST'A BIN THROWING HER HIGH-HEELS AT HIM, EV'RY TIME THEY WERE OUT SOCIALLY AND CAME HOME, TOO TIRED TO DISCUSS WHAT ANNOYED THEM AT THE PARTY.

BUT, HEY ! SHE TRAINED HIM WELL AND LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT BE A GOOD CANDIDATE TA HAVE AS A "REFLEX COACH" ON THE TEXAS PRO-BALL SQUADS ! HAVE HER THROW OUT THE FIRST HIGH-HEEL AND LET THE BOYS SHOW EV'ERONE HOW IMPROVED THEIR REFLEX IS AFTER SHE'S BEEN THROWIN SHOES AT THEM FOR A COUPLE A WEEKS !

I TRIED TO IMAGINE HOW GEORGE SENIOR WOULD HAVE HANDLED THAT, SINCE HE SEEMS TO FEEL SO "SUPERIOR" TO OUR "LIL SCRUB".....AND I SEE HIM NOT HANDLING IT AS WELL, AT ALL!

I SEE HIM LOOKING, WITH NARROWED EYES, AT THE THROWER AND KEEPIN THAT STIFF UPPER LIP TOO DAM TIGHT, TO DUCK IN TIME, CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOSE HIS "HARD-ASS" IMAGE AND THEN HE GETS IT ON THE NOGGIN !

(SICK I AM ! !)

BUT, I'LL BET MISS BARBARA LAUGHS AT THE "HARD-ASS" IMAGE.....WITH HER, HE IS JUST LIKE AN OBEDIANT PUPPY WHO HAS FOOLED THE PUBLIC BUT CAN NEVER REALLY FOOL HER, ABOUT "WHO IS SUPERIOR".

I LOOK AT MISS BARBARA AS THE "QUEEN MUM" OF THE REPUBLICAN LADIES.

AND I LOOK AT MISS ROSE KENNEDY AS THE "QUEEN MUM" OF THE DEMOCRATIC LADIES.

WE ARE BLESSED TO HAVE THEM BOTH !

"BREEDERS OF WORLD LEADERS" !

"TRAINERS OF HONORABLE INTENTIONS" !

GOD BLESS ALL THE GREAT LADIES OF THE U.S.A. ! !

I HAVE 2 MORE "WORTH HAVIN A LOOK AT.....

IF G. DUBYA THINKS HE IS THE ONLY WORLD LEADER THAT WAS BEIN POKED FUN AT....LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO PUTIN ! CLICK THIS LINK TO VIEW - THEN "BACK-ARROW-PAGE" TO RETURN HERE

HERE ARE JUST A FEW "HUMOROUS OUT-TAKES" OF OUR TURN IN D.C......CLICK THIS LINK THEN "BACK-PAGE-ARROW" TO RETURN HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjpUgZbsCnw

THE USA LOOKED ITSELF IN THE MIRROR, IN THIS 21ST CENTURY, AND THERE WERE MILLIONS OF EMBARRASSED FACES............THANKS FOR TRYIN TO COPE, WITH THE SHOCK OF HOW EVERYTHING WAS "WORKING BACKWORDS", AND WITH REALIZING THAT WE WERE BEING LURED INTO "PARTNERING" WITH EVIL AND THUS BECOMING OFFICIAL VICTIMS OF AN AGGRESSIVE ATTEMPT OF SEIZURE OF THE U.S.A. COUNTRY AND CITIZENS.

YOUR A SURVIVER.......

A HERO WHO RELUCTENTLY GAVE THEM TIME TO COVER-UP, WHILE THEY SEARCHED THEIR HEARTS TO FIND A REPENTING WORD OR 2 OF REMEMBERANCE, OF SOME LONG NEGLECTED PRAYERS, FOR FORGIVENESS.

ALONE, WITH NO HONOR, TRULY TRUSTWORTHY, IN EXISTENCE.........YOU WERE FORCED TO LOOK THE DEVIL IN THE EYE AND NOT EVEN KNOW WHO THE HEY HE WAS............BUT YOU HUNG IN THERE AND TRIED TO SET UP PROTECTIONS.............WE DIDN'T LIKE THEM............WE STILL WANT THEM REMOVED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.........

BUT WE REALIZE NOW, THAT YOU WERE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET A GRIP ON TRACKING DOWN THE DANGERS AND GIVE US PROTECTION AS BEST YOU COULD, IN THE MEANTIME.

THANKS G. DUBYA AND THANKS MISS LAURA, FOR TRYIN TA COPE WITH ALL THE CHAOS AND CHANGE. - LOVE, DAWN NARET' (SEE AN EXPANDED "JUNE 2, 2009 LETTER OF FORGIVENESS, TO G. DUBYA", IN FULL, COMING UP AFTER SOME CRAWFORD TEXAS PHOTOS.)

I WRITE THIS BLOG SITE IN A "DUMMER THAN A BROCCOLI SPEAR...AND TWICE AS GREEN" DIALOGUE, TO RELEASE THE "COUNTRY GIRL" IN ME, THAT I HAVE TO CONTAIN, WHILE MEETING AND GREETING A FINE UPPER CLASS, OF INTELLECTUAL, PHONIER THAN A CHICKEN WITH DOG EARS PUBLIC !

BUT THEY'RE CUTE AND CUDDLY AND FOREVER TRYING TO CONVINCE ME HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE.....SOMETIMES I GIT IT.

WELCOME TO: CHAGRINNING.BLOGSPOT.COM, BY DAWN NARET'

AUTHENTIC HOME OF "PULL MY FINGER" ADULT COMIC STRIP, STARRING X-PRESIDENT "G. DUBYA", THUMBELLINA, MOSQUE LADY, EZELDA THE WACKY (?) WICKAN "THE BOYS" AND MANY MORE GREAT HUCKSTERS AND HUMOR MIESTERS.

THERE IS MUSIC PLAYING ! PUT ON YOUR EARPHONES ! IF IT IS TOO LOUD.......TURN DOWN THE VOLUMN ON YOUR MONITOR DUMMY ! ! IF YOU SEE A TV OR VIDEO LINK YOU LIKE, THE MUSIC WILL STOP, WHILE YOU VIEW IT ON A LINK POP-OUT SCREEN.

"MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR BACK....TO BLOW AWAY THE STINKERS, BEFORE THEY HIT YOUR FACE ! !

DARN ! GROUNDED AGAIN ! I JIS DON’T SEE NOTIN WRONG WIT SAYIN “STINKERS” ! !

"CHAGRINNING" - AN "UPDATED" ADULT CARTOON STRIP.

10/5/09 - I BECAME "HOMELESS", IN PITTSBURGH, PA, IN 1997 AND STILL AM ! I HAVE TRAVELED THROUGH A NEVER BEFORE SEEN, MIRE OF NEW INSIGHT INTO WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT, IN LIFE....AND WHAT YOU CAN ONLY LAUGH AT !

I WRITE MY BLOGS TO RETAIN MY INTELLECT AND MY SANITY .

"WELL, ST. PATTY'S DAY IS OVER...WHAT'LL WE DO NOW ?"

"- JIS DON'T LAND YET...THERE'S DOG POOP RIGHT UNDER US !"

"MAY YOU BE IN HEAVEN FOR ONE HOUR...BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD ! !"

NOTE:

IF YOU HEAR A LOUD EXPLOSION......DON'T "DUCK AND COVER"!

IT'S JUST THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY FIREWORKS SCREEN, DOWN BELOW. SCROLL DOWN AND SHOOT OFF A FEW! YOU'LL BE AMAZED AT HOW RELIEVED YOU FEEL AFTERWARD! THAT IS...IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY RELIEVE YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU FOUND OUT WHAT THE HAY THAT BURSTING WAS!

DOUBLE DARN ! ! I DINT GIVE THEM KIDS NO BEER I TELL YA ! ! THEY JIS FELL OUT 'O THE SKY AND LANDED IN THAT POOP ! ! THEY WEREN'T EVEN TRYIN 'TA WALK ! !

CRAWFORD TEXAS GETS THEIR FAVORITE "LIL SCRUB" BACK HOME ! ! - THEY LOVE THE BUSH FAMILY ! !

(PITTSBURGH, PA SHARES
A VISIT TO:
http://www.crawford-texas.org/.)

THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH!
Welcome Home!

After a homecoming celebration in Midland, Texas (their childhood home) a quick event when they land at the airport in Waco, President & Mrs. Bush are finally at home at their Ranch in Crawford! Thanks to the thousands of people who turned out at the events on their Welcome Home Tour! They are now back in their state where they are truly loved.

Personally, yesterday was both a happy and sad day. Happy they are coming home and we may be able to see them around Central Texas, but sad that we don't have third terms in the USA. It was also the final time for me to be able to volunteer for the Bush White House. What a ride it has been, even in a very small way! Thank you Mr. President! Thanks to all you well wishers stopping by, Valerie

For those wishing to send best wishes to President and Mrs. Bush we have set up a dedicated email address to which you may do so. Please use this address rather my business email as my box is overflowing with warm wishes to the first family! We will be happy to deliver them to the President! Thank you so much! Here is the address to use: coffeeshopcafe@gmail.com If you wish to send a note by mail: Prairie Chapel Ranch, Crawford, TX 76638.

"The president feels that freedom of speech is one of the most cherished rights of Americans. It's a free country, and people are free to express their views."

White House spokesman Trent Duffy

Prairie Chapel ... the original community founded by Heinrich Engelbrecht

The Prairie Chapel Rural School District was established in 1885 according to the Texas Historical Commission plaque in front of the school. German imagrant and Civil War veteran, Heinrich Engelbrecht donated the land that this school was built on in 1908. It is a three room building contained a water well, hitching post for horses and a wood burning stove. The school and Canaan Baptist Church (one mile west) were important social centers for the community.

The original well and pump still works at the Prairie Chapel School!

Sitting on high ground on the prairie is Canaan Baptist Church. Early services were spoken in German in this church that was built on land donated by Heinrich Engelbrecht. Members of the original Engelbrecht family still attend this church.

President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush attending Canaan Baptist Church

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RECIPIES FROM CENTRAL TEXAS KITCHENS

LAURA BUSH'S "OATMEAL-CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIES"

Enjoy these cookies from the First Lady's recipe collection...especially while they are still warm from the oven.

1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) butter, at room temperature
1 cup sugar 1 1/2 cups light-brown sugar
3 eggs
1 tablespoon vanilla
3 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons cinnamon
3 cups quick oats (not old-fashioned)
2 cups chopped walnuts
1 1/2 packages (8 ounces each) chocolate chunks (3 cups)
2 cups coarsely chopped dried sour cherries

Heat oven to 350°.
With electric mixer, cream butter and both sugars.
Beat in eggs one at a time, then beat in vanilla.
Add flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and oats; slowly beat until blended.
Stir in walnuts, chocolate and cherries.
Drop by tablespoonfuls onto cookie sheet covered with parchment paper.
Bake at 350° for 12 to 15 minutes, until golden brown. Makes about 8 dozen.

"SOUTHWESTERN POTATO SALAD"

This recipe was featured in the August 2002 issue of Texas Monthly. It is from America's First Lady and former First Lady of Texas Laura Bush.

12 medium red potatoes, with or without skins
2 to 3 pickled jalapeños, chopped (seeded if desired)
1/4 to 1/2 cup chopped Kalamata olives
3 to 4 teaspoons whole-grain mustard
3/4 cup mayonnaise, or to taste
2 teaspoons chopped fresh cilantro
2 teaspoons chopped fresh oregano
2 large eggs, hard-cooked and diced
salt and pepper to taste

Boil potatoes in salted water until cooked, about 20 minutes.
Rinse in cool water.
When cool enough to handle, cut potatoes into bite-size cubes.
While still warm, toss with remaining ingredients. Adjust seasonings.
Chill for at least 2 hours before serving. Serves 6.

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Old tombstones in the graveyard in front of Canaan Baptist Church.

FROM THE "CRAWFORD PIRATES".......

TO THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES......WE ALL LOVE G. DUBYA, MISS LAURA AND THEIR FAMILY ! !

"LETTER OF FORGIVENESS TO EX-PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, FROM DAWN NARET'"

JUNE 2, 2009

DEAR G. DUBYA,

I AM GOING TO WRITE THIS IN MY "DUMMER THAN A BROCCOLI SPEAR" COUN'RY LINGO......BECAUSE I WANT IT TO COME FROM MY HEART AND NOT FROM A "SPELL-CHECK CHALLENGE".....SO BITE ME ! !

Click to view at youtube.com:

PRESIDENT D.W. EISENHOWER ON COVER-UP/CENSORSHIP –

WARNS US OF DANGERS OF NEW WORLD ORDER”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd8wwMFmCeE

PRESIDENT JOHN.F. KENNEDY ON COVER-UP/CENSORSHIP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkryNyxlubY

then “back-arrow-page” to return here

NOW.....YOU GIT TA WRITTIN THOSE MEMOIRS AND I'M CLEANING UP THE MESS THEY LEFT HERE.......WITH MY "BUTTERFLY G.I." PARROT PIRATE-NET ! !

YOU GOTTA DO THE RECORDS HONESTLY FOR HISTORY, BUT YA CAN STICK A FEW IN, FOR HONEST REVENGE TOO, IF YA HAVE A MIND TO....

WELL! ! NOW IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD DUTY !

TELL 'EM WHO LIED, MISLED, MANIPULATED, FABRICATED AND STEERED THIS "LONGHORN SCRUB'S" PLAN ONTO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT "PATH OF GOODNESS" THAN WHAT YOU INTENDED ! !

BUT, NOT TO RUSH PASSED "R & R" TO FAST. YOU NE-E-E-E-D REST AND RECUPERATION TIME TO ADJUST.

IT IS NORMAL.

YOU HAVE JUST LIVED THROUGH MORE ANXIETY THAN ANY LIVING AMERICAN HAS EVER HAD IN "EXACT DUPLICATION" OR EXPERIENCE TO YOUR OWN.

YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE FRONT LINES OF A PERSONAL, NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL "ACTIVE WAR", FOR 24/7/365 DAYS FOR 8 YEARS....NON-STOP ! !

THIS IS NOT A "NORMAL DEMAND" ON ANY HUMAN BEING.

IT IS BEYOND EXPECTATION AND BEYOND HUMAN ENDURANCE, IN "NORMAL" CASES.

I HAVE BEEN ON THOSE FRONT LINES WITH YOU, IN MY OWN PARALLEL, THOUGH CONNECTED EXPERIENCE AND KNOW THE "TERRIFIED SHOCK" OF REALITY, THAT FIRST SETS IN, WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT "THIS IS THE END OF INNOCENCE, SECURITY AND TRUST, AS YOU KNEW IT".

I COPED BY HANGING ONTO MY MUSLIM NEE CHRISTIAN FAITH AND ENTERING MY "EMERGENCY STAT COMPOSURE" MODE OF PROFESSIONAL NURSING SANITY AND SKILL, TO MAINTAIN A CLEAR HEAD, WITH SANE ASSESSMENT SKILLS THAT I USED TO FOUND MY ACTIONS OR IMPRESSIONS ON.

I AM STILL THERE. PEOPLE DO NOT REALIZE THAT TO BE "THERE" IS NOT EASILY SHAKEN OFF OR PUT ASIDE, LIKE A BAD MEMORY BEST FORGOTTEN. IT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN, DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING!

THE "REALITY SHOCK" CAN NEVER BE ERASED, ONCE KNOWLEDGE AND LOSS OF NAIVITE' HAVE INVADED OUR SENSE OF "NORMAL" SECURITY AND COMFORT ZONE. I STILL TREMOR, VIBRATE AND FLINCH WITH NERVOUS SHAKES, THAT I KNOW ARE NOT A NEED FOR A DRINK, BUT ARE A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM MEMORY RESPONSE TO EXTREME TRAUMA, CONTINUED HIGH-ALERT FOR DANGER AND POSSIBLY PHYSICALLY INJURY.

I WANT AMERICANS TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS ABOUT YOU...ABOUT ME...AND POSSIBLY, ABOUT THEMSELVES.

TO SURVIVE THESE TURMOILS AND REALITY SHOCKS, WITHOUT CONSIDERING OR AT LEAST ATTEMPTING SUICIDE, IS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT.

PERHAPS WE ARE STRONGER THAN WE EVER KNEW....PEOPLE HAVE TO RESPECT THE PERSERVERENCE AND THE TRUTH, THAT NONE OF US EVER HAD THE FREEDOM TO "CONTROL" EVERY ITEM, WITHOUT INTERFERENCE OR OBSTRUCTION FROM OTHERS, ENDEAVERING THEIR OWN PERSONAL PATHS.

AGAIN, JUST TO "SURVIVE IT" IS A GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT......MAYBE EVEN "THE OLD MAN" OWES YOU AN APOLOGY AND MORE RESPECT, AND I'D LIKE TA PERSONALY KICK HIS BUTT, IF HE DOES'T GIVE IT!

WE ARE GOING TO GRADUALLY DIS-ENTANGLE OURSELVES FROM THE SHOCKS AND ANXIETIES OF THE "THEN" AND ACCEPT THAT WE ARE STILL "HERE" AND THERE IS, A
NOW" TO PUT OUR FOCUS ON......THIS IS THE MIND-SET AND EMOTIONAL CONFLICT, OF A FRONT-LINE SOLDIER, WHO COMES BACK AND IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WITNESSING THAT EVERYONE IS ACTING AS THOUGH LIFE IS "NORMAL".....

BUT, TO US, IT IS "NOT NORMAL".....

IT CAN NEVER BE "NORMAL" AGAIN, EXACTLY AS IT WAS, BECAUSE WE WERE NAIVE THEN AND CANNOT RID OURSELVES OF THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE.

BUT, WHAT WE CAN "RID" OURSELVES OF, IS THE PRIORITY OF "THEN" AND FOCUS ON THE NEW "PRIORITY" OF "NOW". "THAT" EXISTED, IT WAS REAL, BUT EVERYONE WAS NOT EXPERIENCING A "THEN" THE SAME AS YOUR "THEN", SO THEY CANNOT BE RESPONDING EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU. THEY ARE RESPONDING TO THEIR OWN, IN THEIR OWN COPING METHODS. OURS MAY BE DIFFERENT, BUT BELIEVE ME ...EVEN IF THEY TRY TO HIDE IT...THEY ARE TRYING TO COPE, JUST AS MUCH AS YOU.

WE ARE ALL STRONGER, HOPEFULLY SMARTER, STILL A BIT SCARED ABOUT HOW IT IS ALL GOING TO PAN OUT FORM HERE, BUT IN A WAY MORE CONFIDENT, IN RETRO-SPECT:

HELL, IF WE, AS A NATION, FACED THE INITIAL "SHOCK" OF LOSING OUR "ROSE-COLORED GLASSES" IMPRESSION OF LIFE, HONOR AND THE SANCTITY OF ETERNAL SECURITY, FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY......

AND WE SURVIVED THE TERROR OF DISCOVERING THAT IT IS VULNERABLE, IF NEGLECTED OR ABUSED......

THEN WE CAN PULL UP OUR BOOT STRAPS AND DIRECT THE NECESSARY TASK OF GOING BACK TO THE "ROOTS OF HONOR" AND THE "ORIGINAL PROTECTIONS" OF THE "ORIGINAL U.S. CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND POLICIES", THAT WE ALMOST LOST AND WILL NEVER LEAVE UNPROTECTED OR CAST ASIDE AGAIN!

I AM PROUD OF YOU...........

I AM PROUD OF ME..............

I AM PROUD OF OUR NATION OF AMERICAN PEOPLE.........

SO, HAVE A LITTLE NOSH...RELAX....GO TO ALL THE BAR-B-Q'S AVAILABLE AND BATHE IN THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF YOUR TRUE NEIGHBORS.

LIVE THE "NORMAL" OF "THIS" "NOW" AND EASE OUT OF D.C. CONCERN OR FOCUS.

IT IS NO LONGER THE "PRIORITY" OF YOUR LIFE !

HISTORY NEEDS TO BE RECORDED, ACURATELY. BUT, TAKE 6 MOS. TO A YEAR, JUST ORGANIZING AN OUTLINE OF JUST WHAT SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN YOUR PERSONAL DOCUMENTATION OF THAT HISTORICAL RECORD.

"HISTORICAL RECORD", MAKES IT SOUND SO-O-O HUGE AND OMINOUS.

IT IS STILL JUST TELLING THE TRUTH, FOR THE RECORD.

START WITH A BASIC OUTLINE OF MAJOR (NOT SPECIFIC) CATAGORIES AND ADD LITTLE NOTES OF SPECIFIC ITEMS/POSSIBILITIES, THAT SHOULD FALL INTO THAT CATAGORY.

DON'T TRY TO RACK YOUR BRAIN, YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF ASSISTANTS TO GO AND ASSEMBLE THE SPECIFICS ON MAJOR INCIDENTS.

YOU ONLY HAVE TO SCOPE THEM,

CONSIDER IF THERE IS SOMETHING DISCOVERED LATER OR A PERSONAL THOUGHT OR EXPLANATION.......

AND ADD IT AS A COMMENT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE ANY OF IT, IT IS ALREADY DONE!

GIVE THE WHOLE ACCOUNT WITH ACTUAL CHRONOLOGICAL OCCURRENCES, AS PROVIDED FOR YOU BY YOUR ASSISTANTS AND MAKE A "COMMENT ADD-ON OR SUMMARY" ON ONLY THOSE THAT NEED ADDED TO./p>

START WITH THE "CALLING".............

WHAT MADE YOU MAKE THE DECISION ?

WHAT TEED YOU OFF ENOUGH TO WANT TO GET IN THERE AND DO IT YOURSELF ?

WHAT WAS YOUR TRUE INTENSION TO ACCOMPLISH FOR THE PEOPLE AND THE COUNTRY?

THESE THINGS ARE EASY, LAY THEM OUT, AS YOU HAVE A MARGARITA ON THE PORCH AND THEN SWITCH TO LEMONADE AFTER THE FIRST ONE (!), SO YOU DON'T GET FUZZY-HEADED.

*** IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE - ESPECIALLY MILITARY AND POLITICAL PERSONNEL:

"WEANING" AWAY FROM "NERVOUS JUICE" IS NECESSARY.

IT IS UNHEALTHY TO ATTEMPT A COLD-TURKEY ADJUSTMENT, DUE TO THE NEED TO REDUCE STRESS ELEMENTS IN THE TRANSITION PROCESS.

"WEANING" THOUGH, MUST BE A CONSCIOUS COMMITMENT, THAT WILL NOT BE VEERED AWAY FROM.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A CHRONIC ADDICTION TO DRINK, BUT WHEN I BECAME MUSLIN, I DESIRED TO PURIFY MY LIFE-STYLE AND ASSUME COMPLETE ABSTENENCE. I NOW DRINK MAYBE 2-3 DRINKS PER YEAR, AND ONLY WITH MEALS.

I FOUND THAT SOCIALIZING WITH ABSTINENCE WAS MORE DIFFICULT THAN THE DESIRE FOR A DRINK.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR HANDS?

IT ALL BECOMES ABNORMAL AND MUST BE MADE SMOOTH AND NATURAL...EASY TO PREFER, IN THE END.

TAKE "ONE" DRINK, TO EASE THE NERVES, (HOLD OFF ON THIS, UNTIL AS LATE IN THE DAY AS POSSIBLE - GRADUALLY IT WILL BECOME LATER AND LATER).

EASING THE NERVES, IS INSTANTLY ACCOMPLISHED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY TAKE AWHILE TO FILTER THROUGH THE PHYSICAL PHASES OF CONSUMPTION, BEFORE IT IS EVIDENT TO THE CONSCIOUS MIND.

BUT, AFTER THAT "ONE" IT IS "IN THERE" AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE REPEATED, WHILE IT IS GETTING PHYSICALLY PROCESSED.

AFTER THE "ONE" SWITCH IMMEDIATELY TO LEMONADE OR A TART REPLACEMENT, THAT WILL SATISFY THE DRY MOUTH ADJUSTMENT. DO NOT STOP WEANING. DO NOT OVER-INDULGE IN SOURS, OR YOU'LL GET AN UPSET STOMACH - EAT, EAT, EAT ! . AFTER 1 OR 2 LEMONADES, SWITCH TO COKE-COLA, BUT DON'T BLOAT YOURSELF ON TOO MUCH CARBONATION EITHER. THEN NURTURE YOURSELF WITH A SMOOTH VITAMIN PEAR, MANGO, APRICOT OR GUAVA JUICE, BLEND THEM IN A BLENDER WITH A RAW EGG FOR PROTIEN. ADD SOME WHOLE, MARRASCHINO CHERRIES, THEY CONTAIN AN ENZYME THAT SERVES THE BODY LIKE CHOCOLATE, OR PERHAPS IT IS A CHILD-HOOD MEMORY OF HAVING THE "CHERRY ON TOP" AND SATISFIES OUR PLEASURE ZONE.

STICK WITH ONLY "ONE" PER DAY ! !

CHOSE FROM YOUR VARIETY OF ALTERNATIVES TO START WITH, OR FILL THE REMAINDER OF THE DAY.

SOON SKIP THE "ONE" ,WHENEVER YOU CHOOSE, AND GO RIGHT TO THE ALTERNATIVE LIST, INCLUDING MILK SHAKES WITH RAW EGG AND ICED TEA WHICH CLEANSES TOXINS OUT AND TONES SMOOTH MUSCLE AND ORGAN TISSUE, GO DIRECTLY TO THE NUTRITION FACTOR, BUILD ON NUTRITION AND CARING ABOUT YOUR HEALTH, CARING ABOUT YOURSELF, LOVING YOURSELF. GET EXCERCISE.

YOU ARE ALL WELCOME ! ! THIS INFO IS BASED ON SOUND MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AND SHOULD BE SHARED WHEREVER IT MAY HELP. WHEN I WAS A NURSING STUDENT, I WAS LISTENING TO A LECTURE ON BURN-PATIENTS AND OF HOW THE BODY PULLS ALL THE FLUID UP TO THE BLISTERS AND BECOMES VULNERABLE TO DEHYDRATION AND ELECTROLYTE INSUFFICIENCY. I REALIZED THAT THE DEHYDRATION SYMPTOMS WERE SIMILAR TO HANG-OVER SYMPTOMS AND RECALLED TOO, THAT WHEN DRINKING, WE VOID MORE FLUID. THIS WAS RESULTING IN THE HANG-OVER AND I INVENTED A MEDICAL CURE FOR IT.

DRINK 1 -8 OZ. MUG OF SALTY BOULLION CUBE SOUP BASE, TO REPLACE LOST SODIUM AND REBALANCE ELECTROLYTES. IN LIEW OF BOULLION, REGULAR WARN WATER WITH 1 TSP. SALT DISSOLVED, WILL DO FINE. USE THE DRINK TO WASH DOWN 2 ASPIRIN OR ANALGESIC OF CHOICE AND GO TO BED.

NOW, GO TO THE FIRST 100 DAYS - (BORING) - NOT TOO MUCH ON UNELECTED NAMES - JUST WHAT SKILLS IMPRESSED YOU ON THE WINNERS OF THE CHOSEN CABINET.

THIS WILL ENVOKE TIPS TO POLITICAL STUDENTS, DESIRING TO CREATE RECORDS OF IMPRESSIBILITY AND HONOR.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE A HISTORICAL SAGE NOW, THAT STUDENTS WILL BE STUDYING FOREVER. GIVE ADVISE AND ENCOURAGEMENT ON HONOR, LOYAL AMERICAN PHILOSOPHYSING AND PRIORITIZING THE PROTECTION OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION FIRST SECOND AND ALWAYS THE PRIORITY BEFORE ANY LAW OR ACTION IS CONSIDERED PERMISSIBLE......EVER AGAIN, WE ALMOST LOST IT THIS TIME AND CANNOT EVER TAKE THAT GAMBLE AGAIN.

NOTHING...NOTHING...NOTHING CAN BE WRITTEN, INTO LAW, ENACTED OR FORCED ONTO THE PEOPLE, "WHO ARE THE GOVERNMENT", IF IT IS IN VIOLATION OF ALL THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION.

TEACH THEM THAT "THE GOVERNMENT" IS NOT A PHYSICAL ENTITY OF ITSELF, IN THIS COUNTRY......

TEACH THEM THAT IT CAN ONLY EXIST AND FUNCTION, TO THE DEGREE THAT "THE PEOPLE" PERMIT IT TO, BECAUSE IT IS A "GOVERNMENT"

"OF THE PEOPLE".....

BY THE PEOPLE.....

AND "FOR THE PEOPLE".....IT IS NOT THE "CONTROLLER, DICTATOR, IMPRISONER, OWNER, SLAVER OR EVEN MANAGER OF THE PEOPLE.

IT CAN ONLY MANAGE THE ITEMS THAT THE PEOPLE GIVE IT PERMISSION TO MAINTAIN FOR THEM.

TEACH THEM THAT
"SERVING THE PEOPLE", NOT "CONTROLLING" THEM, IS THE "ONLY" FUNCTION OF THIS NON-EXISITENT VIRTUAL "GOVERNMENT",(REPEAT) - THAT IS NOT A PHYSICAL "ENTITY" OF ITSELF.

PLEASE TEACH THEM TO ASPIRE TO BE GOOD LOYAL AMERICAN CITIZENS....AGAIN, THAT SHOULD EVEN BE WILLING TO TAKE A TURN AT "SERVING THE PEOPLE", WITHOUT PAY, AS OUR FORE-FATHERS DID, WHEN THIS COUNTRY WAS FULL OF HONEST, HONORABLE, SINCERELY DEDICATED MEN AND WOMEN.

"TO ERR IS HUMAN....."

BUT IT IS NECESSARY TO REALIZE THAT "ERRORS BECAME THE NORM", AND ALMOST LOST US A COUNTRY AND YOU SHOULD BE A SAGE ENOUGH TO ADMIT MISTAKES AND REGRET ERRORS.....

THIS IS WISDOM......

AND IT CAN NOT ONLY BE FORGIVEN, BUT CAN RECIEVE RESPECT FOR IT'S VICTIM OF ERROR OR MIS-INFORMATION......

BUT TEACH THEM THE "RIGHT STUFF" AND HELP US ERASE THE DEMONIC SELFISH PRACTICES THEY HAVE BEEN ACTING OUT AND IMITATING, IF WE ARE TO LIFT THIS COUNTRY, AND RETURN ONCE AGAIN, TO BEING THE PROUD SOCIALLY CIVILIZED APEX OF HONOR THAT WE BEGAN AS.

WE ARE NOT THE "CARE-TAKERS OF THE EARTH...OR THE BEST EXAMPLE OF HOW OTHER COUNTRIES SHOULD RUN THEIR GOVERNMENT. LEAVE THEM TO THEIR OWN CHOICES AND LEAVE US TO OUR OWN SELF-RELIANCE AND SECURITY.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

JUST KICK BACK AND LET THE ASSTS. GATHER ALL THE MAJOR "WORLD NEWS CHRONOLOGY" AND GRADUALLY SCAN THROUGH 1 AT A TIME TO PASS AS IS, LEAVE OUT OR ADD COMMENT.

ADJUST.....

REST.....

REDISCOVER LIFE AS IT WAS AGAIN....

DISCOVER FRIENDS AGAIN.......

DISCOVER EACH OTHER AGAIN....

FEEL SECURE AGAIN.......

TRUST AGAIN ! !

IN THE MEANTIME...I WANT YOU TO REMIND YOURSELF THAT "D.C. IS NO LONGER THE PRIORITY IN MY LIFE....".

I WANT YOU TO LOOK AGAIN, AT THE LAST FLIGHT, OUT OF D.C., ON THE LAST DAY - CLICK LINK TO VIEW, THEN "BACK-PAGE-ARROW" TO RETURN HERE

** G. DUBYA AND LAURA SAY FAREWELL AND GOD BLESS TO NEW PRESIDENT AND MRS. OBAMA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrasRkyE7p8

** G. DUBYA DROPS MOM AND DAD OFF AT ANDREWS AIR FORCE BASE, BEFORE HEADING TO TEXAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwANZt7Cu-0

** G. DUBYA AND LAURA ARRIVE IN MIDLAND TEXAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW2U4s_tid4

NOW,I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER AND FEEL AGAIN, THAT SENSE OF FREEDOM AND OF PRESSURE LIFTING OFF YOUR BACK, AS I FELT IT WITH YOU.......THAT DAY.

I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THE GENUINE RESPECT AND CARING, YOU WERE HUGGED WITH, BY MISS MICHELLE AND BAMY....AS YOU LEFT. (OK ! "PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA" - BUT I LOVE HIM, LIKE A PROUD MOTHER, TOO!)

THEY KNOW THE TREMENDOUS TASK YOU FACED, WHILE FORCED INTO SILENCE, OF THE "TRUE COMPLETE SITUATION",.....THEY KNOW, AND ALL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW, "MORE THAN WE CAN TALK ABOUT....RIGHT NOW".....GOD BLESS YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY AND THANK YOU - YOU BLESSED "LIL SCRUB" !

BUT GRADUALLY, YOU GO ON AND TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH NOW. ANYONE WHO MIGHT GET EMBARRASSED.....SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THE CONSEQUENCES BEFORE THEY DID THE DIRTY LYING DEEDS THEY DID ! THEY WOULD DO WELL TO FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE AND WRITE THEIR OWN CONFESSIONS, REGRETS AND APOLOGIES !

EXPOSE THEM FOR THE TRUTH OF THE RECORD AND HUMILIATE THEM, WHERE NECESSARY, FOR THE EXAMPLE OF HOW THIS COUNTRY WILL NOT STAND ON A PRACTICE OF LIES, DISHONOR AND GREED. THAT'S NOT WHO WE EVER WERE! - LOVE DAWN NARET', PITTSBURGH, PA

SLIDE SHOW - "BISMILLAH" - BY DAWN NARET'

SLIDE SHOW - "BISMILLAH ! ! - IN THE NAME OF GOD ! !", BY DAWN NARET'

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VISIT MY GALLERY TO VIEW MY GATHERED COLLECTION OF THESE FREE, BEAUTIFUL, ARTISTIC, SRCIPT PHOTOS - EVERY ONE SAYS, "BISMILLAH, IN THE NAME OF GOD"

FREE DOWNLOAD COPIES OF INDIV. PHOTOS AND FREE "EMBED CODE" FOR SLIDE SHOW AT:

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS ! !

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JOKES:

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

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The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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Know how to prevent sagging?

Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

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It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.

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These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says,

' For fast relief.'

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THE SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway............

The good fortune to run into the ones I do...........

and The eyesight to tell the difference.

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Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old.........

You grow old because you stop laughing!!!

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ORIGINAL POEM AND SLIDE SHOW - "DOME SHELTERED DAWN", BY DAWN NARET' 4/08

ORIGINAL POEM - AND SLIDE SHOW -

“DOME SHELTERED DAWN”

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ALL MY ORIGINAL WORK IS COPYRIGHT PROTECTED, SO YOU MUST LEGALLY INCLUDE MY NAME AS AUTHOR - READ ABOVE "DISCLAIMER".)

LOVE, DAWN

"DOME SHELTERED DAWN",

BY DAWN NARET, APRIL, 2008

RELICS OF CHAOS – HUMAN INSANITY….

PEACE TO THE DEEP, SURVIVED THE CALAMITY….

PURITY STRONGER THAN BLACK VOIDS TO LIFE….

PHYSICS UNDEADENED – AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT ! !.....

PLANT LIFE AND CLAYS MOLDED…

GREY BRAINS NOW WHITE, WITH VIEWS UNCORRODED…..

IS IT LUST OR IS IT FULL FORM ? ….

BEAUTY IN DUALITY…..

DOME SHELTERED DAWN….

BY DAWN NARET’ 4/08

SLIDE SHOW - "DOME SHELTERED DAWN"

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO "COPY" (DO NOT CUT).

COPYING IS PERMITTED....... "ONLY" IF FULL CREDIT IS GIVEN, IN THE LEGAL AUTHOR'S NAME, WHEN QUOTING OR PRINTING. VARIATIONS WILL NOT BE FREE OF COURT CHARGES OF PLAIGERISM, FOR THEFT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, IF THE VARIATION CONTAINS MORE THAN 1% OF QUOTABLE WRITTEN WORK OR 1% OF THE CONCEPT PROCESS IS PARALLELED TO ORIGINAL WORK DONE BY DAWN NARET’.

WHERE MY MONEY AT BOO ? ! !

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THE TRUTH OF OUR AMERICAN PHILOSOPHY FOREVER ! !

"THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WAS THE PROMISE;THE CONSTITUTION WAS THE FULFILLMENT."

............The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for, among old parchments, or musty records.

They are written, as with a sun beam in the whole volume of human nature, by the hand of the divinity itself; and can NEVER be erased OR obscured by mortal power.''

Alexander Hamilton, 1775

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" THE G.DUBYA PRESIDENTIAL ARCHIVES COLLECTION", FROM "DUBYA D.C. USA" OFFICE

DURING THE TRANSFER OVER HERE, FROM "DUBYA D.C. USA", HACKERS AND THIEVES STARTED THEIR USUAL TRESPASSING AND CHANGED ALL THE TEXT TO NON-CAPS AND ERASED ALL THE PHOTOS.....DAH? - WE ALWAYS HAVE THEM IN OTHER "ORIGINAL DAWN NARET'" FILES ! !

Time ta get outa Dodge ! ! Look at the new batcha staff acomin ! Did I tell ya...I can't swim...! !

HOWDY.......LIL' BIG FOOT ! !

I TRIED TO IMAGINE A "LIL' HANK AND JENNA" IN THE FUTURE....

OH YEAH ? !...WELL, MY MOM CAN BEAT YOUR DAD ANYTIME ! !....PULL THIS ! !(LOOKS LIKE PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL ! ! )

OH-H-H HENRY ! ! AND JENNA - TONIC
MAY THE GOOD LORD WELCOME YOU TO HEAVEN...AN HOUR BEFORE THE AMISH SMELL YOUR BREATH...

(KEEP IT DISCREET JEN !) BY THE WAY, THE 150 YR. OLD "BUSH" FAMILY CRYPT IS STILL HOLDIN UP AT THE BOTTOM END OF S. QUEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA - FUNNY HOW TIME PULLS BLOOD BACK TOGETHER ! !

MAY WE INTRODUCE MR. AND MRS. HENRY HAGER ! !

YEAH ! ! "HANK AND LIL' BIG FOOT"

JEN, YOUR NEW EXTENDED IN-LAWS, THE REMNANT OF THE LANCASTER, PA. AMISH HAGERS, ARE PROUD TA HAVE YA IN THE FAMILY ! ! WE ADORE " LIL' BIG FOOT " OUR HAGER DEPT. STORE IS STILL MISSED IN LANCASTER, PA

DON'T NOBODY BELIEVE THEM STORIES 'A LITTLE BIG FOOT ADRINKIN AN CAROUSIN WIT DAT HAGER BOY ! !
(THE LANCASTER REMNANT OF THE "BUSH" FAMILY SKELETON'S IN THE CLOSET )

"TOE STROKIN"

Oh Lord! Won'tcha buy me-e-e, one sock of George Dubya...

His sweet feet were in thar, I'm sure they left ther mark...

I'd LOOOVVV ta stroke his big toe, or the lil"l one that barks...

But Laura warned me, touch them lightly, cuz if ya tug too hard...HE FARTS ! ! !

(THIS IS THE REST OF MY JANIS JOPLIN PARADITTY, THAT I ADD TO AS IMPULSIVELY INSPIRED.....MY ONLY SURVIVING IMPULSIVE ANYTHING, THESE DAYS - IT IS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF JOPLIN'S "OH LORD, WON'TCHA BUY ME A COLOR TV" ):

Oh Lord, won’tcha buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop?
My friends all have pent-yums I can’t compete with that!
Work't hard all my lifetime just typin out slop…So Oh Lord!!!!! won'tcha buy me-e-e-e a wireless Laptop?

Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e, a Mercedes Benz…?
My friends all drive HumVees, with camouflage Thong Pants…....
I’m TIRED of tryin’ ta fit in-n-n…
I need a size “Tent”….
So Oh Lord!!! justa’ gimme’ back my old baby blue Benz!!!

Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e a hard-body gym…?
My twins both get itchy …from scrapin’ my belt rim…
I triedta tyin’ a square knot…so nobodied’ know…
But now their backwards…ore’r my shoulders !And don’t match my clothes!!!

Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, a plasma TV….
my olt’ one’s got neemia…and squalks like my C.B.
I wait for delivery…each day until three…
But now I’m homeless!…Got no address…So they say they can’t find me!….

Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, one sock of George Dubya...
His sweet feet were in thar, I'm sure they left ther mark...
I'd LOOOVVV ta stroke his big toe, or the lil"l one that barks...
But Laura warned me, touch them lightly, cuz if ya tug too hard...HE FARTS ! ! !

Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, one har of Jay Costa...
The sole of an angel is woven right in thar!...
I trust him completely, with all o' my cares...
Cause he's Italyun, A fighting stallyun...
A no-nonsense SENATAR !...YEAH !!

I SOLD THAT LIL' ITTY-BITTY LOVE COTTAGE
.....THAT YOU BOUGHT WHILE I WAS GETTING MY PEDACURE...AND USED IT AS A DOWNPAYMENT ON THIS ! !

SUCH A GOOD INVESTMENT MY HONEY-BUNNY MADE FOR US.....IT'S ALREADY GROWING IN VALUE ! ! I AM SUCH A LUCKY GIRL TA HAVE SUCH A SMART STUD MUFFIN DANGER RANGER TAKIN CARE 'O ME ! !

MODERN Redneck Tag-Along-Pop-Up

MOMMA STILL LOVES TA GO CAMPIN AND COON HUNTIN....WE JIS GET TA THE HOLLAR FASTER THESE DAYS ! !

redneck high-rise

2 BIG TOE STEPPERS
JUST TOE STEPPIN...LA-LA-LA...WE'RE TOE STEPPIN......

redneck pick-up pool

don't worry.....i can have two pages if i want to....it's pretzelauntzul privies ! !

I sent them new bombers ! ! you get whacha pay fer ! !

CREDIT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT GIVEN FOR SOME OF MY BEST ANIMATED .GIF ART POSTED

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- CLICK ABOVE TO LINK TO MIKE'S SITE.

- ONCE THERE - SCROLL WAY DOWN TO "CATAGORIES" LIST OF .GIF TOPICS

- SELECT A TOPIC AND ENTER GALLERY OF THAT CATAGORY "SECTION"

- SECTIONS HAVE 2-4 ITEMS PER PAGE - CLICK ON GIF OF CHOICE TO GET COPY AND PASTE CODE ON SEPERATE PAGE - THEN CLICK "BACK" AT BOTTOM TO RETURN TO PREV. PAGE

- AT END OF EACH ITEM PAGE - CLICK "NEXT" TILL FINISHED, THEN CLICK NEXT "SECTION" PAGE TO SEE MORE ITEMS.

*** FOR MUSIC:- THANKS MIKE ! ***

AT THE .GIF CATAGORIES LIST, CLICK "MIKES MIDI'S", THIS WILL TAKE YOU TO A NEW PAGE, SCROLL DOWN LOW AGAIN, FOR ANOTHER LIST. AT THE 2ND LIST, REPEAT A CLICK FOR "MIKES MIDI'S" AND THIS TAKES YOU TO THE MUSIC SELECTION PAGE.

ONCE THERE, IGNORE THE MUSIC PLAYER, AND SCROLL DOWN TO THE LIST OF SONG TITLES. CLICK A TITLE AND A SCREEN WILL OPEN WITH A VOLUMN BAR AND A LISTING OF THE TITLE. CLICK THE TITLE TO LISTEN TO THE SAMPLE.

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IF YOU HAVE VIDEOS THAT THEY CAN'T HEAR WITH THE MUSIC OR WITH THE VOLUMN TURNED DOWN, THEN ERASE THE "EMBED" VIDEO SCREEN AND OPT FOR A URL CODE LINK TO CLICK ON. THE URL LINK LEAVES YOUR SITE AND GOES TO THE LINKED VIDEO PROVIDER AND YOUR MUSIC STOPS, UNTIL THEY FINISH VIEWING AND RETURN TO YOU.

GIVE THEM A MEMO, AT THE VIDEO LINK SITE, THAT THE MUSIC WILL STOP, WHILE THEY VIEW.

AND "PLEASE" MAKE A DONATION TO HIM, FOR ALL THESE WONDERFUL FREE THINGS ! !

ALWAYS ENTER BY MAIN AREA TO CHECK OUT HIS GREAT SITE AT:
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MIKE DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS:

"Male 40 years old ATLANTA, Georgia, United States"

NOTE:

MIKE LETS YOU POST HIS .GIFS FOR FREE, AS LONG AS YOU ALSO POST THE LINK LINE TO HIS WEB SITE, TO BRING HIM MORE VISITORS.

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MIKE HAS EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE FROM PRETTY ROSE BUDS TO FLYING PITT BULL BIRDS

MIKE GRATFULLY ACCEPTS DONATIONS, FOR THE TIME HE SPENDS GATHERING THESE .GIFS, OF HIS OWN AND SOME DONE BY OTHERS AND ACCEPTS CUSTOM ORDERS FOR PRIVATE CONTRACT .GIFS OR FULL SCENERY GAME OR WEB-PAGE DISPLAY -

JUST IMAGINE ! SOME FANTASY ART AS BEAUTIFUL AND PROFESSIONAL AS THESE, WITH YOUR BANNER AND NAME IN IT !

PLEASE GIVE DONATIONS WHEN POSSIBLE,HE DESERVES IT ! THEN HE CAN CONTINUE HIS GREAT OFFERING OF PROFESSIONAL .GIF ART.

THIS ADVERTISMENT IS MY GIFT AND THANKS TO MIKE.

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APRIL 5, 2005 - "FUEL CELLS" COMMUNICATION FROM DAWN NARET'

"Fuel Cells For About 2 Bucks a Gallon"

Author: Dawn Naret'April 5, 2005.

"Fuel cells for about 2 bucks a gallon". That's a joke, but the current theories and experimentation into alternative utilization of expanded media's for staple resources and originations to the constantly
evolving epiphanies of virtual airborne and electronic transmission modes of nuclearized molicules of fossil fuels and more recently developed synthetic vapors of expandable dissapation and compressable combustibility are still unable to trojectorize at a viably specific velocity or within the confines of determined radical limits.

We are standing on the threshold of a WARP 3 jump in technical evolution, but still wavering on basic human weaknesses of info sharing and respectful restrictive cooperation between research groups. Hopefully, our force will not diseminate before the power is on in the atmospheric caldrens of these new endeavers. - Dawn Naret' - reply2dn@gmail.com

THAT IS "NOT" DAWN NARET' IN THE PHOTO ! !

ALTHOUGH.....THE SUBJECT BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO WHAT I LOOKED LIKE, BEFORE I BECAME "HOMELESS", IN PITTSBURGH, PA IN 1997.

THE PHOTO WAS DISCOVERED ON "GOOGLE SEARCH", AS I WAS STALKING THIEVES OF MY IDENTITY. I HAVE NEVER MET THE PHOTOGRAPHER, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY ARE A MALE OR FEMALE !

THE WORLD FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHER, "NARET VISESVONGSA" HAS MY LAST NAME LISTED AS HIS/HER FIRST NAME, BUT IT MAY HAVE BEEN A "PAD AND BURY" EFFORT, BY THOSE WHO ADD MY NAME IN ON OTHER LISTINGS, IN ORDER TO PAD THE SEARCH ENGINE TOO FULL OF RESPONSES TO EVER LOCATE THINGS ABOUT THE REAL ME.

I APOLOGIZE TO MR./MS. VISESVONGSA, IF HAVING MY NAME ASSOCIATED WITH HIS/HER WORK HAS CAUSED ANY INTERUPTION IN HER FABULOUS, EXCITING TALENT AND MASTERY OF PHOTOGRAPHY !

"THIS !" IS THE REAL DAWN NARET'.......NOW ! ! A "TWO-TON-TILLEY...WITH AN ATTITUDE ! !

VISIT HER "VISESVONGSA ART GALLERY" AT:

www.pbase.com/vvnaret

"JO - HA THE SMOKIN ARAB", BY DAWN NARET'

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That reminds me of an ol' "JO-HA" story...by Dawn Naret', ( Sister FJR [fi'jer]), P.O. Box 2315, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA 15230-2315,
Published - 2007

THIS POOR GIRL WAS HUNG HERE BY JO-HA....HE JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO COME BACK AND CHECK OUT MY WEB-SITE NOW AND THEN, SO HE THOUGHT HE'D SAY HE WAS JUST COMING TO VISIT HER.....THEN HE NEVER CAME BACK !!! SHE JUST KEEPS SAYING..."I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE !!"

"JO-HA HUNG HIS WIFE HERE, AS AN EXCUSE TO COME BACK OFTEN AND VISIT"From Great Father’s Day Achievements

JO-HA, ya see, is a mythical arab man who wandered around old Arabia, in the days when they weren't all gazillionaires, of course.

Well, Jo-Ha was a poor man, but was always lookin fa ways ta have stuff anyway, as best he could. Sometimes it took a little more thought ta 'complish.

Now, Jo-Ha was a smokin arab, I hear they used ta call him "Smokin Jo-Ha", when he was goin ta college and played football in the U. S. of A.....( that's the "UNITED SANDS OF ARABIA, I think...)whadda ya mean...who's "JOE NAMETH"?...OK,...so he was not the one who played football...bite me !!!

Anyways, Jo-Ha was a smokin man and ended up develippin a case o' the "SECOND HAND TERRETS LISP". That comes from bittin yer tongue too much, because of the nasty non-smokers, who kept trying ta tell him that smokin was harram (forbidden) in Islam. He would bite right through his tongue, tryin ta not let the uncontrollable "screamin nasties", at the nasty non-smokers, cum ayellin out of his Holy Muslim Mouth. Ended up, he got "Second-Hand injury" to his tongue, and he would lisp some words, so bad, ya couldn't bearly unnerstand a word he was a sayin.

One day he was wantin some soup. He dint have any meat, soos he went to the neighbor and asked if he could spare a bone. The neighbor said "Of course, my brother, help yourself in the storage room".

Well, Jo-ha went inta that storage room and picked out a whole half a side o' lamb. He said "Bithmillah !" ta bless the meat, like the jews do with kosher, and headed back ta' commense ta makin some good arab soup. He was a good man an wanted ta thank his neighbor for the meat and so, he took him a bowl of the soup.

"JO-HA ! HOW DID YOU DO THIS ? ! "From Great Father's Day Achievements

When he got there, the neighbor was stumpin mad and said," I welcomed you to have the BONE you requested, where is my lamb ?" Jo-Ha said, "Oh Brother, Ith noth a coccoonth a thhumble gifth to requesth?" The neighbor looked puzzeled and said, "yes, but what does that have to do witn my missing lamb?"

"Wellth," said Jo-Ha, "Ith noth a coccoonth the thame, as it wrapth around a butherfly, ath a bone is wrappthed around thinside the meath?", "Well YES! I guess...",exclaimed his neighbor, "but I offered you the bone...you'll have to PAY for the meat!"

Jo-Ha pondered, and responded, "Buth my brother, You cannoth thplit the coccoonth unthil the butherfly comes out. So I goth the bone I requethed and we all thknow that "BUTHERFLIES ARE FREE"!!

"May Allah bleth you with much ajerth (gifts from God, for doin good deeds) forth thhelping me to thhelp you...!!". The neighbor said," WHAT-T-T, Help Me? What help did you give to me?" Then Jo-Ha said, "Wellth, you wereth ('bout a gazillion...)cryingth that you thad no meath and could noth have hadth a meal. Then I arrithed and gave you good thoup. Allah will bleth ME now, with ajerth ath well and we can bury the bone of dithention between uth, to receive many blethings for living by the "PEACE of THISLAM" !!

(Now, you can look at some sweet photos of some sweet funny animals....if there is ever anything OTHER than sweet little funy animal photos...CALL THE F.B.I. !!! I DID NOT PUT THEM THERE !!! MASALLAMA !!!)

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JEEZ ! ARABS ARE FUNNY TOO ! "YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE MEAT" ! I LOVE JO-HA !

"ALL MY LITTLE FLUFFY ONES" - LG./ BY DAWN NARET' 4/08

SLIDE SHOW COMES AFTER "POEM" -

ONE CLICK ON PHOTO TO START SLIDE SHOW: -

"HEY, MEET THE WIVES AND KIDS ! !........................"

("WIVES ! " ? - YOU'RE AN ANIMAL...A FILTHY ANIMAL ! ! )

MySpace Stuff

The great white belly cooler.....

Squirts straight to the tum-tum...

While feline draws pure perrier and a shower a day....

Some "do-overs" are just too far "out-there"....

And some cheek implants give "a pair and a spare"....

While "Bigfoot" nods in ruby swaddlings...

And "U" and "S" kick soccer podlings...

Be merciful and be gracious...don't wake up
ST. IGNATIOUS...

Hold a little hug...Snuggle a little luv...

This devil would only make you do nice...

While the "line backers" swing...

And the stuffed ones cling...

A feather for your cap and a kiss too-loo-ley-he

Now dash away..dash away...Dat--...Dat--...--Dat Awayawll

Nope...dint' get 'ere yet...

And no reported sightings from our British Babs...

Just have to "keep the faith" baby...

All good things come to those who can already taste it...

But life is precious and not to be wasted...

Don't got a lampshade ? 'Ell, a lime'll do fine...

Just remember who taught you...the joys of these times...by Dawn Naret' 4/7/08

SLIDE SHOW - "ALL MY FLUFFY LITTLE ONES"

"DAWN'S PARADITTY JOPLIN'S TUNE"

(tune was inspired by the "pull my finger photo
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "OH LORD, WON'T YA BUY ME...A COLOR TV)

" I wanna sing too ! ! !".......
" I wanna sing too ! ! !".......

MySpace Stuff

Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me....one sock of George Dubya....His sweet feet were in there...

I'm sure they left their mark....

I'd LOOOVVV to stroke his big toe...Or the Lil'l one that barks....

But Laura warned me...touch them lightly....cuz if ya tug too hard, he farts ! ! !

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(That was a new verse to my ongoing paraditty tune, sung to the tune of Janice Joplin's "Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a color TV...." - See the complete tune below - new verses added as I think of something that makes me smile in a "CHAGRINNING" tease kind of mood.)

6:44 pmTuesday, March 06, 2007

TODAY I NEED FAITH, SUNSHINE AND A LATTE....

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Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop?

My friends all have pent-yums I can’t compete with that!

Work hard all my lifetime just typin out slop…

Oh Lord!!!!! won'tcha buy me-e-e-e a wireless Laptop?

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Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e, a Mercedes Benz…?

My friends all drive HumVees, with camouflage Thong Pants…..

I’m TIRED of tryin’ ta fit in-n-n…I need a size “Tent”….

So Oh Lord!!! justa’ gimme’ back my old baby blue Benz!!!

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Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e a hard-body gym…?

My twins both get itchy …from scrapin’ my belt rim…

I tried ta tie a square knot…so nobodied’ know…But now their backwards…ore’r my shoulders ! And don’t match, my clothes!!!

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Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, a plasma TV….

my olt’ one’s got neemia…and squalks like my C.B.....

I wait for delivery…each day until three…

But now I’m homeless!…Got no address…So they say they can’t find me!….

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Oh Lord! Won'tcha buy me-e-e, one of George Dubya's socks...

His sweet feet were in thar, I'm sure they left ther mark...

I'd LOOOVVV ta stroke his big toe, or the lil"l one that barks...

But Laura warned me, touch them lightly, cuz if ya tug too hard...HE FARTS ! !

Oh Lord! Won't ya buy me-e-e, a har of Jay Costa...

The sole of an angel is woven right in thar!...

I trust him completely, with all my cares...

Cause he's Italyun, A fighting stallyun...A no-nonsense SENATAR !...YEAH !! !

(I’ve always been a Janice Joplin fan. )

ORIGINAL POEM - "GOOGLED MYSELF", BY DAWN NARET'

ALIENS AROUND BED

CLOSE UP SINGLE UFO

I HAVE BEEN TIED UP WITH EARTH-BOUND BENDERS AND HAVEN'T BEEN VISITING MY WORKPAD.COM WEBSITE MUCH. WENT TODAY, AND DISCOVERED THAT I DO NOT EXIST !

THAT'S IT!!!! I FINALLY MANAGED TO BLOW MYSELF OUT OF THE BALL PARK ! AT LEAST MY WEB-SITE ON WORKPAD.COM.

THEY COULD NOT PULL ME UP BY MY NAME OF DAWNNARET.WORKPAD.COM AS USUAL, SO I TRIED MY BOOT STRAPS, BUT THEY WERE LOST SOMEWHERE...THEN I WAS GOING TO TRY SHORT HAIRS............TIL I REMEMBERED I WENT BALD SOME YEARS BACK....

SO I WENT AROUND THE BACK DOOR AND GOOGLED MYSELF ON THE WORKPAD HOME PAGE !!! RIGHT THERE !! I DIDN'T CARE WHO WAS LOOKING IN.

AND HERE IS WHAT I FOUND..........JUST A REMINDER OF WHO I AM. WHETHER I HAVE AN OFFICIAL ADDRESS OR NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!

(I found my articles; "FUEL CELLS" and my "JOPLIN PARADITTY" verses - listed above and below)

I'M TAKIN MY STUFF OVER TO MY GOOGLE BLOGGER, WHERE AT LEAST I CAN GET IT TO BE VIEWED WHEN THE LINK IS CLICKED. HERE, THEY CLICK IN AND DISCOVER THAT A MEMBERSHIP IS DEMANDED BEFORE VIEWING, BUT.....THAT'L GIVE US ALL PRIVACY IF WE NEED IT. LOVE YA BACK !!!

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Fuel Cells for about 2 bucks a gallon - Journal Article
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"Fuel cells for about 2 bucks a gallon". That's a joke, but the current theories and experimentation into alternative utilization of expanded media's for staple resources and originations to the constantly evolving epiphanies of virtual airborne and electronic transmission modes of nuclearized molicules of fossil fuels and more recently developed synthetic vapors of expandable dissapation and comp...Read More

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007, By Dawn Naret' TODAY I NEED FAITH, SUNSHINE AND A LATTE ("Paraditty" sung to the tune of "Oh Lord can you buy me....") Oh Lord, Can you buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop? My friends all have pent-yums I can't compete with that! Work hard all my lifetime just typin out slop... Oh Lord!!!!! Can you buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop? Oh Lord, can you buy me-e-e, a...Read More

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007, By Dawn Naret' TODAY I NEED FAITH, SUNSHINE AND A LATTE ("Paraditty" sung to the tune of "Oh Lord can you buy me....") Oh Lord, Can you buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop? My friends all have pent-yums I can't compete with that! Work hard all my lifetime just typin out slop... Oh Lord!!!!! Can you buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop? Oh Lord, can you buy me-e-e, a...Read More

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Fuel Cells for about 2 bucks a gallon
Author: Dawn Naret'
April 5, 2005

"Fuel cells for about 2 bucks a gallon".

That's a joke, but the current theories and experimentation into alternative utilization of expanded media's for staple resources and originations to the constantly evolving epiphanies of virtual airborne and electronic transmission modes of nuclearized molicules of fossil fuels and more recently developed synthetic vapors of expandable dissapation and compressable combustibility are still unable to trojectorize at a viably specific velocity or within the confines of determined radical limits.

We are standing on the threshold of a WARP 3 jump in technical evolution, but still wavering on basic human weaknesses of info sharing and respectful restrictive cooperation between research groups. Hopefully, our force will not diseminate before the power is on in the atmospheric caldrens of these new endeavers. -
Dawn Naret' - reply2dn@gmail.com

COMIN UP - "MOSQUE LADY" ! ! YEAH ! !

OK, ALL YOU LITTLE "MUUZZIES" TODAY I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TEACH THE "NON-MUUZZIES" NEW TRICKS OR INSIGHT INTO WHY YOU DO WHAT YOU DO-DO-DO !

( TOTALLY.TOTALLY...TOTALLY...."MISS INNOCENSE"........)

My...My...My...Just sitting here in the sub-zero weather, in Pittsburgh, Pa, trying to get the filter of my cigarette into my vibrating richter 6 shivering mouth. Where did I change from a respectable american citizen to a banished DOG of my society, just because I smoke? Surely I jest... We shall SEE what we shall SEE !.....I feel a "Second-Hand-Terrets Fit" kinda stirring......! (unprintable explitive !!!!!!)....well wasn't that ***ni-i-ic-c-e*** !!!

Thank you for smoking or not smoking...it is your right to choose.

MY REPLY TO THESE CRUDE SMOKING BANS.....

NU CLEAR EYEZD PHOTO FOR CLASSIFIED AD: "MEET MY BOYS ! THEY ARE AVAILABLE TO WORK AS MODELS !!...AS THE "BEFORE" EXAMPLES IN VIAGRA ADS !! THEY GET THE HALLOWED P.R....I GET THE CASH !!

THIS IS MY NEW PROTOGE' ROCKY CLARK SUPERSQUIRREL.....HE DOESN'T NEED VIAGRA !!!

THUMBELLINA AND THE OLD ORIGINAL GANG

You know 'bout my Fairy Doctor tellin me I caught the "SECOND HAND TERRET'S SYNDROM" now, Says I got it from bittin my lip too much, when all them nasty non-smokers were pickin on ya and makin ya get out of the buildin', and eat yer lunch out back, next ta the garbage dumpster, wit not even a place ta sit down.

My Fairy Doctor agreed that it IS a violation of ev'ry ones Constitutional Rights. He says that smokin cigarettes, is not in the Constitution, BUT that claimin ta protect one groups health by throwin the other group out in the rain, snow, filth and caustic polluted air, is a violation of "EQUAL RIGHTS TO EQUAL PROTECTION AND FREEDOM OF CHOICE".

I jis hate catchin this Terrets from them nasty non-smokers...some jis God awful stuff comesa flyyyin outa my mouth, and I can't do nothin ta stop it. It looks like I mighta even give it ta you, Miss Dawn, But lease you always say, "well isn't that Ni-i-c-c-e!"

(A THIS BLOG SITE HAD TO BE RESTORED- IT WAS STOLEN, TEMPLETE AND EVERYTHING OF THE ORIGINAL . A LARGE CHUNCK OF TEXT AND VIDEOS, IN THIS SECTION, HAD TO ALSO BE REMOVED BECAUSE I DISCOVERED THAT A BLACK MOVIE CELEBRATY, BEING INTERVIEWED, HAD BEEN ORALLY RAPING A WHITE MALE CHILD IN THAT MOVIE. I PULLED THE DISGUSTING PIECE AND THE VIDEO WAS NEEDED FOR EVIDENCE. PARDON ANY GAPS OR ZIG-ZAGGING OF TEXT - THEY ARE ATTACKING THIS SITE AGAIN.)

my, my, my...."LITTLE MISS T HAS SECOND HAND TERRETS HISSY FITS", well isn't THAT ***ni-i-i-c-c-c-e***, see her busted on video (way long after the fahcockta commercials and music), with her hair blond, on a bus *%#!*@*!

OH MY !!! Where did that come from ? And those nasty old non-smokers EVEN gave SECOND-HAND TERRETS ta the BABY !!!

They'll pay for that !!!!

I might jis hafta call Miss Laura and git the name o' that charmin school down south, where's they helpt G. Dubya with that itchy finger problem!

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"DAD-BLAME-IT ! !"

Those nasty old non-smokers musta gave me "SECOND-HAND BANISHED DOG TERRETS" That's where they throw you outside and banish you from human socialization! I don't deserve this !!! They'll PAY for this !!

They better HOPE I don't find a BONE under that dumpster.....or I might start stalkin THEM and find a new place ta BURY it !!!".

Well, jus afta' Little T's bus scene, she finally got ta meet G.Dubya, and he invited her ta join his "travlin, actin goofygroup" who was workin their act inta the BROADWAY "HOT FEET" dancin show.

My...My...My...And I dint no G.Dubya could stik out his tongue and touch yer toes!!!

Don't they play nice together now...? Why G. Dubya jus makes her stand 10 feet tall wit pride gittin ta talk ta the great G. Dubya. She dreamed 'o that opportunty for a long time !! G. Dubya said that he jus had ta giv her sumthin nice since those mean non-smokers gave her "Second Hand Terrets" and she neva hurt nobody !!

MEMO>>>>> G, Dubya has his own Web-Site now named, "George Dubya Ate All"..........It's about his Group, "George Dubya and the Travlin, Actin Goofygroup" !...They do things like....Pass bills in Congress, "just Say No" to Federal Supeana Judges, etc., etc., etc.

It should be entertaining!! Pick-up on it at; ..."George Dubya Ate All", Located at: http://www.authordawnnaret.blogspot.com/. The first real G.Dubya article should be goin up with in one week, You can go ahead an have a look, today, if you like.

FRIDAY JULY 27, 2007:

LATE BREAKIN MEMO !!!

THAR'S ALREADY 1 ARTICAL UP ON GEORGE DUBYA ATE ALL !! IT'S NOT ABOUT THE "G. DUBYA TRAVLIN', ACTIN, GOOFYGROUP"...BUT IT'S WORTH A LOOKIT' !!

Jus click on "George Dubya Ate All" up above, at the top left "Link to my other Sites", on the 1st page of "Chagrinning".
Until then, This is "The Mosque Lady" , wearing My wooly little turbine, ( no time for spell-check....bite-me! )saying; keepan eye oUT for news".

Maybe Miss Connie will be travlin with the "Goofygroup"....I notice that she no longer wears those hot little open toed sandals, since Miss Laura pitched a Hissy Fit, And did you get a look at that young blond "lawyah" g. Dubya has?

WHO-O-WE-E!! She best be real careful to not stir Miss Laura's honor...or she could become Miss "Heads-to-roll-be-us Corpsesus" !!)

Miss Laura still says; " Well, isn't sssssssssssshe niiiice.....about Miss Connie though....But, I hear that she's thinkin o' sendin G. Dubya to some fancy lil' Charmin School, in the South, wheres they teach you good manners !!

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REPEATED REPEATED MEMO>>>>>MEMO>>>>> :)

--- G, Dubya has his own Web-Site now named, "George Dubya Ate All"..........It's about his Group, "George Dubya and the Travlin, Actin Goofygroup" !...They do things like....Pass bills in Congress, "just Say No" to Federal Supeana Judges, etc., etc., etc.It should be entertaining!! Pick-up on it at; ..."George Dubya Ate All", Located at:

http://www.authordawnnaret.blogspot.com/.

The first real G.Dubya article should be goin up with in one week.

Until then, This is "The Mosque Lady" , still wearing this wooly little turbine, ( and still no time for spell-check....bite-me! ) saying; keep an eye oUT for news".

Remember, It was Me-e-e-e who told you that...Maybe.... Miss Connie will be travlin with the "Goofygroup"....I notice that she went'n gave those sandals to that "long... beautiful blond footage" lawyah lady, since Miss Laura pitched that Hissy Fit !!

Miss Laura still says; " Well, isn't sssssssssssshe niiiice.....about Miss Connie though....But, I hear that she's thinkin o' sendin G. Dubya to some fancy lil' Charmin School, in the South, wheres they teach you good manners !!

My...My...My...Well..........isn't that **NICE** ?? !!

EZELDA'S "FAMILY PHOTO" ALBUM

EZELDA'S ALMA MATER

EZELDA WHEN SHE WAS "CUTE"

EZELDA'S SISTER "LINDA OF THE WEST"

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EZELDA'S A HOOT ! ! THESE OLD FARTS ARE REALLY FUNNY ! !

EZELDA'S OLDER BROTHER - "MISS THING"

EZELDA'S OLD BOYFRIEND "NUM-NUTS"

"NUM-NUTS" DOING MILITARY DUTY

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"NUM-NUT'S" PET BIRD " - 'ol num-nuts tried to teach this bird to sit on his shoulder....that bird bit his head clean off ! ! "

EZELDA'S SECOND BOYFRIEND "GOONEY LAGOON"

GOONEY WITH HIS PET DOG

EZELDA'S THIRD BOYFRIEND "CRO-MALCUM"

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EZELDA'S KEEP-SAKE SARAH PALIN CAMPAIGN BUTTON

MOSQUE LADY INTERVIEWS "EZELDA"

TODAY, I HOPE TO ASSESS WHETHER MS EZELDA IS "HALLAL" OR NOT....WE "MUUZZIES" MUST ABIDE BY THE RULES THAT ANYTHING NOT "ACCEPTABLE OR CLEAN - ACCORDING TO QURAN", MUST BE AVOIDED FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR HOLY MUSLIM SOULS.

Well....Well.....Well.... Miss or Ms or ...are you a female or a non-descript ? I don't mean to be insulting, but I hear that your people can change their identity and faces and just about anything they choose if they have a mind to. Is it Ms. Ezelda?

EZ'S: Actually, we don't mind being called by any of your usual gender variations....we are, after all........ALL GENDERS AND ALL SPECIES.

MUUZ. LADY: Is that why you all speak the answer at the same time? do you have to all speak at once?

EZ'S: Yes! ! (answer en masse)

MUUZ.LADY: I see. Well, OK.......YAWL ! ........Now, as I said, I have ta show that yawl are "Hallal", to satisfy my Muuzzie folks who are concerned that they might be associating with ghosts, spirits or dead politicians, if they pay any mind to yawl.

So, ARE you associated with these areas, cause I'd like ta ease their minds about these "sticky - wickies" ?

EZ'S: Well, is that a slur? Why would you call us "sticky"? We are fully alive, so we are not ghosts. We have the same earth spirit as everyone else, and we are very clean beings, not at all "sticky" !

But, although we DID impersonate Condoleezza Rice, at the Summit meetings in the Middle East.... like her, "WE DO NOT DO POLITICS" !

MUUZ.LADY: Oh MY ! Oh MY ! So THAT was the reason she had 10 different noses and 7 different sets of teeth ! It was yawl ! I can see the resemblence now.....but how cum she neva had a pointed head in them pictures?

EZ'S: Well, our cosimc cone processing region is changable, according to the volumn of flatulance and hot hissy-fit air, as well as environmental emmissions of thermal-gaseous fuel-cell emmission globules, we are metabolizing in our earth clod physiques at any given time.

We simply take 2 GAS-X, 3-EX-LAX and a glass or 2 of EYE OF NEWT. That allows us to deflate our Cranial Conic Composition. (spoken - en masse)

MUUZ. LADY: MY GOD! MY GOD! I'll bet you couldn't repeat THAT in a hound hair minute !

My God ! And you must have poor NEWT going blind, jis so's yawl can avoid a "Bad Head Day" ! Poor Mr. Gingrich !

EZ'S: No, NO ! We don't get anything from Mr. Gingrich ! We take a dose of "eye of newt", it's a stew made from a small lizard! A delicacy, like frog legs you folks eat. Though, how you can eat frog legs untreated or processed and not be jumpin up and down and flipping out and flipping toes and fingers......we'll never understand !

We only did this process, because we were advised to wear "hijab", a head babushka, while in the Middle East.

We knew that Ms Condi never complied with the "Hijab" advise, so we only had to wear those greesy little black wigs, which didn't look as much like her, as we would have liked, cause she has that fine, silky, baby hair.

But, that is the only association we have with politics, And Ms Condi is not dead either.

MUUZ. LADY: Oh ! What a relief ! "EYE OF NEWT", never saw it on any of our menues....not sur if I'd try it.

As fer as the flippin finger reponse to eatin frog-legs............,

I think mebbe G. Dubya has had too many 'o those !

(TO BE CONT'D - EXPANDED AS I HAVE TIME - DAWN NARET')

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I LO-O-O-O-VE EZELDA, ALL THESE "OLD FARTS" MAKE ME LAUGH ! !

LETTER TO SENATOR JAY COSTA, AND RESPONSE TO DAWN NARET'

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JUNE 25,2007

BELOW IS A RESPONSE I RECEIVED FROM SENATOR COSTA, IN RESPONSE TO MY REQUEST THAT HE MOVE TO RESTRICT DANGEROUS ADDITIVES FROM BEING ADDED TO THE TOBACCO IN THE PROCESSING OF NON-DANGEROUS ORGANIC TOBACCO PRODUCTS.

Please redirect YOUR efforts from brow beating and discriminating against smokers, to protecting EVERYONE"S rights;To purchase and consume legal products without censorshipOR discriminationOR being criminalizedOR having our children snatched, from our home, because the parents dare to smoke in privacy.

This movement has been INSANE............ TO SAY THE LEAST, AND THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO; ERASE OUR FREEDOM, ERASE OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, ERASE OUR DEMOCRACY, AND SABOTAGE OUR SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT AND LOYALITY TO OUR COUNTRY, ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE OUTRAGEOUS PERSECUTIONS AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL DANGERS YOU ARE PROMOTING WITH YOUR CURRENT EFFORTS FOR A SMOKE-FREE AMERICA.

I ADVISE YOU TO REDIRECT YOUR FOCUS TO:

FREEDOM, PROTECTION OF EVERYONE'S RIGHTS AND PROTECTION OF EVERYONE'S HEALTH.

PLEASE PROMOTE A COMMUNIST-FREE AMERICA !!!

You don't throw smokers out in the cold and you don't try to criminalize their reputation OR steal their children.

Smoking is only ONE excuse, the enemies of freedom are using to erase democracy. The next one could be an area that you are personally associated with, and see absolutely NO reason why they should be banishing , criminalizing and threatening to arrest you or take your children away from you.........But this is the planned and active agenda of the enemies of Democracy.

You WILL be just as much VICTIMIZED, as smokers are today, if you do not join your fellow citizens, especially those who smoke, and demand protection of ALL OUR Constitutional rights.

Working WITH you, for a safer America,
Dawn Naret'

Forwarded Conversation

Subject: Re: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS PROTECTION PATH------------------------

BELOW IS A RESPONSE I RECEIVED FROM SENATOR COSTA, IN RESPONSE TO MY REQUEST THAT HE MOVE TO RESTRICT TOBACCO MANUFACTURERS FROM ADDING THE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS AND ADDITIVES TO NATURALLY ORGANIC, NON-HEALTH THREATENING TOBACCO PLANT PRODUCTS

Forwarded ConversationSubject:

Re: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS PROTECTION PATH------------------------
From: PA Senator Jay CostaTo: reply2dn@gmail.comDate: Thu, Jun 14, 2007 at 2:52 PM

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Dear Ms. Naret:

Thank you for contacting me to relate your thoughts regarding cigarettes and the current effort to ban smoking in public places in Pennsylvania.

I appreciate your interest in seeing cigarettes made without additives so that they would be less addictive and more healthful for all who encounter them.

I regret, however, that the Commonwealth does not have the power to regulate the contents of cigarettes. Regulating products that are traded in interstate commerce, as cigarettes are, is the exclusive purview of the federal government.

I encourage you to contact those who represent you in the U.S. Congress to relate your thoughts on this issue to them, since they are in a better position to address your concerns.

Again, thank you for taking the time to contact me about this issue.

Please feel free to contact me if I can assist you in any way.

Sincerely yours,Senator Jay Costa, Jr.
43rd DistrictJC

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LETTER TO SENATOR JANE ORIE, WITH RESPONSE TO DAWN NARET'

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Below are examples of portions of communications
SENT:
to: jorie@pasen.gov

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Dear Senator Orie,..........I am very impressed with the organizing you have accomplished with your smoke-free lobbying. I agree that we all must make a great effort to end these health hazards for everyone.

I would like to join you in a collaborative effort. Now that we have enormous attention and focus of the string-pullers on the issue, we must bring the lobbying into the core of the theater (of war) the toughest arena of all and begin, to zero in on the source of the hazard.

That, of course, would be the cigarette manufacturers.

We must eliminate their freedom to produce and distribute a health hazard product. We must lobby to create laws that prohibit, COMPLETELY, their freedom to process chemicals and additives into tobacco products altogether.

We must give them NO ALTERNATIVE but to produce healthy organic products that will endanger no one's health. Studies have already proven that natural tobacco is not even addictive, let alone cancerous. It only contains a trace of nicotine, that is why, in my opinion, they add the chemicals, is to PRODUCE addiction. It does not occur naturally.

The tobacco plant, of itself, is not a toxic, addictive or poisonous plant. It is a natural, God created, domestic, green vegetation, ranking it the same as basil, parsley and oregano. Grasshoppers eat the leaves as the mainstay of their diet, including the nicotine. The natural nicotine is actually of such a low level it is not even addictive to many humans or grasshoppers.

It is these chemicals that are dangerous to the health of organic, mammal humans, not the tobacco leaf.

Why then, are the manufacturers not properly addressing the problem, of health concerns, by eliminating the chemical additives and offering a clean, safe, organic product?How many millions of dollars, a year, would they have already saved in law-suits?

How much of their profit could they have saved, on the overhead cost, of the chemicals?

How many customers could they have kept, if the product was not labeled a health risk?

How many new customers might be obtained, if the product were safe and even shown to have health benefits, when uncontaminated with chemicals?

All of God's green creations contain health benefits. Even those thought to be dangerous. Doctors now prescribe a green plant named cannabis, A.K.A marijuana, for over a dozen different ailments.

At the turn of the century, circa. 1890, Doctors also used to prescribe cocaine for calming the nerves. It is also a natural plant.

When I was a private nurse for Miss Helen Clay Frick, Pittsburgh , Pa , The family never threw anything away.

Among the bathroom medicine cabinet items was a leather pouch, of glass medicine vials, prepared by the family physician as an assortment of "might need remedies" while the family was on cruise to Europe and could not be treated by their private physician.

Among the vials was one, full of white powder, labeled "cocaine - 1898". Natural plants were always legal and accepted for medical treatment.

Cigarettes have been reported to ease, and in some cases, to stop the low to moderate chemical and or gas vapor induced lung and cardiac spasms. These spasms could cause instant death; in emphysema, asthma, C.O.P.D., CHF and cardiac arrhythmia patients.

I would like to see more research done on this, because I am convinced that the organic tissue, violently rejecting a chemical or gas vapor invasion, would be soothed by the counter-induction of organic vapor.

The positive, expandable components, of the organic, super ceding the densifying and contracting physics of the negative. But this is only my personal, scientific theory of how cigarettes could actually be serviceable, as a health benefit, if left untampered with.

If we could all do an honest facts reality check and stop the false information, and terroristic rhetoric, the smokers would be healthier, The non-smokers would be safe and secure from any paranoia of being around smokers or cigarettes, and the manufacturers would be free of law suits and diminishing market share profit percentages.

That would be the wisest solution for the satisfaction of everyone. And it would end the discrimination and dangers of paranoia.

There might be one unhappy camper left, and that would be the chemical manufacturers and pharmaceuticals sales to sick patients, but ….they created the additives, the harmful to humans insecticides, disinfectants, solvents, etc…etc…etc.

To that, the wise old sage, "KhanDawnUs" say; "the dog who bites….could end up with bloody tail."

I would hope that they would redirect their focus to preventative health enhancement, by producing safer protective products.

I personally wish to promote good health, extended life and the pursuit of happiness to every human. Lets all do a fact finding reality check and no one has to fear being banished 15 feet from the building.

We must erase the errors, committed against not only smokers, but against all humans and put an END to the violations of everyone's constitutional; civil, and human rights, before they are a lost and obsolete memory of Democracy.

Thank you for smoking or not smoking...it is your right to choose.,

Dawn Naret',
Author of "We The People", Web-site, AT: http://www.dawnnaret.blogspot.com/
P.O. Box 2315Pittsburgh ,
PA 15230-2315
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jorie@pasen.govfrom"Orie, Senator Jane"
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date: May 23, 2007 1:22 PM

subject:RE: CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS PATH PROTECTOR

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"I definitely will look into-------and will have Kurt contact you to discuss further!" (END)

GOOD WORK AGAIN, SENATOR JANE ORIE !!

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Aug. 24, 2007

Dear Senator Orie,

HATS OFF AGAIN, for your disclosure and offensive defense against the PFEAA PILFERERS !!

I commended you, in my articles on Gov. activity, for your work against corruption and manipulation toward you and I both know what...

Now, I commend you again and have checked some numbers that threw up red flags in my digital digitor as I read the news; PA STATE SEN. (?) Sean Logan, Vice Chairman of the PHEAA Board.........(Is there a conflict of interest occurring in the senate??) ....said, "PHEAA takes earnings from its worldwide student-loan business and reinvests it in PA students."..."It also distributes an [[ANNUAL ALLOCATION of $275 million in taxpayer dollars]], which goes directly to student grants, not for operating costs.".

Then admits to : [[ 36,000 CURRENT GOV. GRANT RECIPIENTS ]].
These numbers crunch down to :

$275,000,000 annual GRANT $ divided by
36,000 CURRENT GRANT students =
$7,638.89 per student, divided into $573,800 total annual bonuses taken from fund =
75 more students could have received 1 full year tuition NOT $2.50 per student, as stated that it would have only amounted to.

75 Students for 1 full year or 18.78 students could have had a FULL 4 YEAR DEGREE, with that bonus money.

Throw that incorrect "only amounts to about $2.50 per student" in his face, if the opportunity arises. That is... IF you two are really "dukin it out ", or is it a conflict of interest for a Senator to be appointed as vice chairman of the board of PHEAA, when his constituents need his attentions spread wider than just student loans?

Also, another quote (all from Pgh. Post Gazette 8-24-07); " In 2005, the PHEAA board rejected a $1 billion offer from its Restin, VA based rival, SLM Corp., better known as Sallie Mae.
What is the board of directors doing receiving bids on private management offers? That is DEFINITELY a conflict of interest that could not be considered without prejudice, either as a prejudiced refusal to save their own jobs or a prejudiced acceptance of $1 BILLION to give up their jobs and turn them over to Sallie Mae.

Is the jumping of a solution to considering "PRIVATIZATION" of the PHEAA responsibilities a prejudiced consideration because of the $1 BILLION offered?

I have to tell you that selling out our Government Controls and responsibilities has proven itself to result in catastrophe !!

The IRS, MEDICARE, SOCIAL SECURITY Depts. of previous Government responsibility and incorruptible management are now in the hands of PRIVATIZATION thieves that are siphoning 75% of the treasury funds, designated for recipients of those depts.

Medicare Disability patients are living in the street, because they only get $700-$900 per month disability income that used to be $1800-$2600, to adequately reach the true cost of additional needs and labor assistants for items of activity that they can no longer accomplish themselves.

The PA State PHEAA already has PRIVATIZED "delinquent" PHEAA accounts and thousands of students have filed complaint that they cannot get their account balances to ammortize. The delinquent accounts are constantly caught in a merry-go-round of "paper selling" that the private collection system has set up for itself and calls itself by 14 different collection agency names, all at the same address. They add additional service fees and illegal interest payments to the, already written off as deductible loses, "balances due" to the "NEW" paper collection Co. it now calls itself so that it can collect yet another PRIVATE FEE for itself, and the balances do NOT go down for the student who has been making payments, to catch up on a delinquent period while, perhaps they were seeking employment.

What is the board of directors doing receiving bids on private management offers? That is DEFINITELY a conflict of interest that could not be considered without prejudice, either as a prejudiced refusal to save their own jobs or a prejudiced acceptance of $1 BILLION to give up their jobs and turn them over to Sallie Mae.

Is the jumping of a solution to considering "PRIVATIZATION" of the PHEAA responsibilities a prejudiced consideration because of the $1 BILLION offered?

The PA State PHEAA already has PRIVATIZED "delinquent" PHEAA accounts and thousands of students have filed complaint that they cannot get their account balances to a reduced amount.

I am personaly 100% against PRIVATIZATION. In my opinion, it is LITERALLY the selling of our Governmant Authority, Treasury, Confidentiality and DEMOCRACY. When the government has signed agreements to allow a private company to have full management power and authority over departmental function...it no longer has any power or authority ITSELF, over that dept.

If the PRIVATE contractor chooses... it could institute very undemocratic policies that debase our constitutional rights and the Government would have no recourse but to take it to court, where it might lose !!

Our Government is essentially AT THAT MOMENT NOT A GOVERNMENT AT ALL !! Because it actually manages and governs nothing... WHERE"S THE GOVERNING ??????

It has given it up...sold it down the river...grabbed the money and ran !!!

That is why I am not comfortable with PRIVATIZATION of anything.

I hope this info will be "knawed on", by you, for a while and a truly brilliant plan of patriotic action will evolve.

God Bless you and thank you again for your many very good efforts,

Dawn Naret'
dnaret@gmail.com
P. O. Box 2315
Pittsburgh, Pa 15230

-- A woman who strives to be equal to a man....is NOT working up to her capability !!

LETTER TO ALLEGHENY COUNTY EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, DAN ONORATO

Friday, April 06, 2007
Open Letter To Dan Onorato -
Dawn Naret'
P.O. Box 2315
Pittsburgh, Pa 15230-23154-5-07
Dan Onorato, County Executive Director

I tried to forward you a copy of a very important article, but this contact system would not accept the size of it. Please read my copy of it A.S.A.P.

at:http://www.dawnnaret.blogspot.com

/This is not a typical letter to the Executive Director of County Government.
It is being sent to you, for your protection.

There is about to arrive, a stirring of angry demonstrations and revolts against violations of Constitutional Rights and discriminations against smokers.

It would be beneficial to you and your staff to read this very informative article and familiarize yourself with all of the valuable information, that could help you have clear confidence, to support smokers in the "Burn the Smoking Ban" conflict.

I realize that you could feel more obligation to support the preferences, of what you imagine, to be the majority of the constituent opinion.

However, the majority often has cross-over voters, as you are aware.If you are not able to influence the County "steam-rollers" to cease discrimination and abuse, and to get these illegal laws and policies completely off the books, in Pittsburgh City and County, you could very well witness a prime example of "Majority Leverage" going bad.

You are possibly not aware of just how illegal and discriminatory this new ban is and every rule or policy that tries to dictate the activity and choice of a consumer who is using a legal product, is an illegal policy.And just as illegal and discriminatory is the on-going practice of loading unassociated taxes onto tobacco products, "where smokers have to pay to provide increased funding, but non-smokers do not contribute".

I guarantee you, that 100% of the smoking voters will turn on any politician who supports the continuance of these abusive dictates and practices.

Their numbers may be considered the minority, but the non-smoking majority may not approve of everything on your record, and could be crossing-over to the smokers' side, at least on a general election debate.

So, you cannot have a guarantee that their majority over smokers is a clear sailing majority acceptance of the ban and the continued abuses against the smokers.

A more appropriate and definitely more legal philosophy and policy toward non-smokers demands, would be the "if you don't like it leave..." practice, advised for theaters of "XXX" rated film rights and porn shops in unwelcoming neighborhoods.

How have these unsavory businesses survived??

Remember?

It was because of their Constitutional Right to choose and exist.

Are we expected to have any LESS democratic democracy protection extended to honorable, working, citizens, who just happen to smoke cigarettes, a legal product to consume?

The Honorable Judge, requires that you contact him and officially withdraw requests for dictatorial smoking bans, limitations, restrictions, prohibiting/monitoring policies, laws, rules, discriminations, prejudices, as well as; harassment and obstruction practices, within your offices and illegal housing and employment discrimination being encouraged, by your office, based on erroneous assumption of freedom to permit, conduct or support these violations of constitutional rights of smokers.

Regards, Dawn Naret'

Thank you for smoking or not smoking...it is your right to choose.,

Dawn Naret', Author of "We The People" Web-site, www.dawnnaret.blogspot.com

P.O. Box 2315Pittsburgh , PA 15230-2315

Saturday, April 11, 2009

"THE G. DUBYA PRESIDENTIAL ARCHIVES" FROM DUBYA DC USA

TIME TA GET OUTA DODGE ! ! LOOK AT THE NEW BATCHA STAFF ACOMIN ! DID I TELL YA...I CAN'T SWIM...! !

HOWDY.......LIL' BIG FOOT ! !

TOE STROKIN.....LA-LA-LA-....WE'RE TOE STROKIN......

I TRIED TO IMAGINE A "LIL' HANK AND JENNA" IN THE FUTURE....

OH YEAH ? !...WELL, MY MOM CAN BEAT YOUR DAD ANYTIME ! !....PULL THIS ! !

(LOOKS LIKE PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL ! ! )

OH-H-H HENRY ! ! AND JENNA - TONIC

MAY THE GOOD LORD WELCOME YOU TO HEAVEN...AN HOUR BEFORE THE AMISH SMELL YOUR BREATH...(KEEP IT DISCREET JEN !) BY THE WAY, THE 150 YR. OLD "BUSH" FAMILY CRYPT IS STILL HOLDIN UP AT THE BOTTOM END OF S. QUEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA - FUNNY HOW TIME PULLS BLOOD BACK TOGETHER ! ! -

MAY WE INTRODUCE MR. AND MRS. HENRY HAGER ! ! YEAH ! ! "HANK AND LIL' BIG FOOT"

JEN, YOUR NEW EXTENDED IN-LAWS, THE REMNANT OF THE LANCASTER, PA. AMISH HAGERS, ARE PROUD TA HAVE YA IN THE FAMILY ! ! WE ADORE " LIL' BIG FOOT " OUR HAGER DEPT. STORE IS STILL MISSED IN LANCASTER, PA

DON'T NOBODY BELIEVE THEM STORIES 'A LITTLE BIG FOOT ADRINKIN AN CAROUSIN WIT DAT HAGER BOY ! !

(THE LANCASTER REMNANT OF THE "BUSH" FAMILY SKELETON'S IN THE CLOSET )

"TOE STROKIN"

Oh Lord! Won'tcha buy me-e-e, one sock of George Dubya...
His sweet feet were in thar, I'm sure they left ther mark...
I'd LOOOVVV ta stroke his big toe, or the lil"l one that barks...
But Laura warned me, touch them lightly, cuz if ya tug too hard...HE FARTS ! ! !

(THIS IS THE REST OF MY JANIS JOPLIN PARADITTY, THAT I ADD TO AS IMPULSIVELY INSPIRED.....MY ONLY SURVIVING IMPULSIVE ANYTHING, THESE DAYS - IT IS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF JOPLIN'S "OH LORD, WON'TCHA BUY ME A COLOR TV" ):

Oh Lord, won’tcha buy me-e-e-e a wireless laptop?
My friends all have pent-yums I can’t compete with that!
Work't hard all my lifetime just typin out slop…
So Oh Lord!!!!! won'tcha buy me-e-e-e a wireless Laptop?

Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e, a Mercedes Benz…?
My friends all drive HumVees, with camouflage Thong Pants…..
I’m TIRED of tryin’ ta fit in-n-n…I need a size “Tent”….
So Oh Lord!!! justa’ gimme’ back my old baby blue Benz!!!

Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me-e-e a hard-body gym…?
My twins both get itchy …from scrapin’ my belt rim…
I triedta tyin’ a square knot…so nobodied’ know…
But now their backwards…ore’r my shoulders !
And don’t match my clothes!!!

Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, a plasma TV….
my olt’ one’s got neemia…and squalks like my C.B.
I wait for delivery…each day until three…
But now I’m homeless!…Got no address…So they say they can’t find me!….

Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, one sock of George Dubya...
His sweet feet were in thar, I'm sure they left ther mark...
I'd LOOOVVV ta stroke his big toe, or the lil"l one that barks...
But Laura warned me, touch them lightly, cuz if ya tug too hard...HE FARTS ! ! !

Oh Lord! won'tcha buy me-e-e, one har of Jay Costa...
The sole of an angel is woven right in thar!...
I trust him completely, with all o' my cares...
Cause he's Italyun, A fighting stallyun...
A no-nonsense SENATAR !...YEAH !!

I SOLD THAT LIL' ITTY-BITTY LOVE COTTAGE

.....THAT YOU BOUGHT WHILE I WAS GETTING MY PEDACURE...AND USED IT AS A DOWNPAYMENT ON THIS ! ! SUCH A GOOD INVESTMENT MY HONEY-BUNNY MADE FOR US.....IT'S ALREADY GROWING IN VALUE ! ! I AM SUCH A LUCKY GIRL TA HAVE SUCH A SMART STUD MUFFIN DANGER RANGER TAKIN CARE 'O ME ! !

MODERN REDNECK TAG-ALONG-POP-UP

MOMMA STILL LOVES TA GO CAMPIN AND COON HUNTIN....WE JIS GET TA THE HOLLAR FASTER THESE DAYS ! !

"QUOTE 'THE DAWN' EVERMORE....."

"QUOTE THE DAWN.....EVERMORE......

LET THESE BE THE WORDS AND THE TRUTH OF MY PHILOSOPHY FOREVER ! !

"TO HEAR OR READ SOMEONE ELSES OPINION, IS PROOF OF ALIVENESS ONLY.....

TO MEMORIZE IT AND TELL OTHERS, IS A SIGN OF APEING ABILITY.....

TO EVALUATE IT AND SLICE OUT THE INACCURACIES OF IT, IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE.....

TO PONDER, RESEARCH, ORGANIZE AND PROVE LOGIC AND THEN CREATE A MORE PERFECT COMPREHENSION, IS GENIUS"....

AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT BY DAWN NARET' MARCH 2008

REDNECK HIGH-RISE

2 BIG TOE STEPPERS

JUST TOE STEPPIN...LA-LA-LA...WE'RE TOE STEPPIN......

REDNECK PICK-UP POOL

DON'T WORRY.....I CAN HAVE TWO PAGES IF I WANT TO....IT'S PRETZELAUNTZUL PRIVIES ! !

I SENT THEM NEW BOMBERS ! ! YOU GET WHACHA PAY FER ! !

Friday, September 19, 2008

PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ! ! ON ANY ITEM ! !

AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS NOTE IS A FOOT LINE WITH THE OPTION "COMMENT" JUST CLICK AND COMMUNICATE YOUR OPINION, QUESTION SUGGESTION OR ANY OL' EVEN "GO TA HELL" YA LIKE, AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT INSULT GOD, THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, CHILDREN, LITTLE CRITTERS OR MUSLIMS ! ! IT WILL PUBLISH RIGHT HERE ! LOVE, DAWN

ORIGINAL POEM AND SLIDE SHOW - "DOME SHELTERED DAWN", BY DAWN NARET' 4/08

POEM - “DOME SHELTERED DAWN”

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"DOME SHELTERED DAWN",

BY DAWN NARET, APRIL, 2008

RELICS OF CHAOS – HUMAN INSANITY….

PEACE TO THE DEEP, SURVIVED THE CALAMITY….

PURITY STRONGER THAN BLACK VOIDS TO LIFE….

PHYSICS UNDEADENED – AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT ! !.....

PLANT LIFE AND CLAYS MOLDED…

GREY BRAINS NOW WHITE, WITH VIEWS UNCORRODED…..

IS IT LUST OR IS IT FULL FORM ? ….

BEAUTY IN DUALITY…..

DOME SHELTERED DAWN….

BY DAWN NARET’ 4/08

SLIDE SHOW - "DOME SHELTERED DAWN", BY DAWN NARET'

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LOVE, DAWN

(DOME)

JO-HA TEXT

That reminds me of an ol' "JO-HA" story...by Dawn Naret', ( Sister FJR [fi'jer]), P.O. Box 2315, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA 15230-2315, dnaret@gmail.com

JO-HA, ya see, is a mythical arab man who wandered around old Arabia, in the days when they weren't all gazillionaires, of course.

Well, Jo-Ha was a poor man, but was always lookin fa ways ta have stuff anyway, as best he could. Sometimes it took a little more thought ta 'complish.

Now, Jo-Ha was a smokin arab, I hear they used ta call him "Smokin Jo-Ha", when he was goin ta college and played football in the U. S. of A.....( that's the "UNITED SANDS OF ARABIA, I think...)whadda ya mean...who's "JOE NAMETH"?...OK,...so he was not the one who played football...bite me !!!

Anyways, Jo-Ha was a smokin man and ended up develippin a case o' the "SECOND HAND TERRETS LISP". That comes from bittin yer tongue too much, because of the nasty non-smokers, who kept trying ta tell him that smokin was harram (forbidden) in Islam. He would bite right through his tongue, tryin ta not let the uncontrollable "screamin nasties", at the nasty non-smokers, cum ayellin out of his Holy Muslim Mouth. Ended up, he got "Second-Hand injury" to his tongue, and he would lisp some words, so bad, ya couldn't bearly unnerstand a word he was a sayin.

One day he was wantin some soup. He dint have any meat, soos he went to the neighbor and asked if he could spare a bone. The neighbor said "Of course, my brother, help yourself in the storage room".

Well, Jo-ha went inta that storage room and picked out a whole half a side o' lamb. He said "Bithmillah !" ta bless the meat, like the jews do with kosher, and headed back ta' commense ta makin some good arab soup. He was a good man an wanted ta thank his neighbor for the meat and so, he took him a bowl of the soup.

When he got there, the neighbor was stumpin mad and said," I welcomed you to have the BONE you requested, where is my lamb ?" Jo-Ha said, "Oh Brother, Ith noth a coccoonth a thhumble gifth to requesth?" The neighbor looked puzzeled and said, "yes, but what does that have to do witn my missing lamb?"

"Wellth," said Jo-Ha, "Ith noth a coccoonth the thame, as it wrapth around a butherfly, ath a bone is wrappthed around thinside the meath?", "Well YES! I guess...",exclaimed his neighbor, "but I offered you the bone...you'll have to PAY for the meat!"

Jo-Ha pondered, and responded, "Buth my brother, You cannoth thplit the coccoonth unthil the butherfly comes out. So I goth the bone I requethed and we all thknow that "BUTHERFLIES ARE FREE"!!

"May Allah bleth you with much ajerth (gifts from God, for doin good deeds) forth thhelping me to thhelp you...!!". The neighbor said," WHAT-T-T, Help Me? What help did you give to me?" Then Jo-Ha said, "Wellth, you wereth ('bout a gazillion...)cryingth that you thad no meath and could noth have hadth a meal. Then I arrithed and gave you g-o-o-o-od thoup. Allah will bleth ME now, with ajerth ath well and we can bury the bone of dithention between uth, to receive many blethings for living by the "PEATH of THISLAM" !!

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DECEMBER 2009 - "CHAGRINNING" THE GOOD TIMES - HERE COMES "G. DUBYA" ! !

WELCOME BACK HOME ! !

WELCOME HOME G.DUBYA ! !

IT'S DECEMBER - 2009 ! !

Dawn Naret'

"QUOTE THE DAWN....EVERMORE...."

"PULL MY FINGER" - AN "UPDATED" ADULT CARTOON STRIP THAT INSPIRED THIS BLOG SITE

WHAT DAY'ZIS ? ?

WHAT TIME'ZIT ? ?

WELCOME TO: CHAGRINNING.BLOGSPOT.COM, BY DAWN NARET'

LINKS TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER BLOG SITES:

CRAWFORD TEXAS GETS THEIR FAVORITE "LIL SCRUB" BACK HOME ! ! - THEY LOVE THE BUSH FAMILY ! !

PARTIAL COLLECTION OF SLIDE-SHOWS BY DAWN NARET'

SLIDE SHOW - "BISMILLAH" - BY DAWN NARET'

ORIGINAL POEM AND SLIDE SHOW - "DOME SHELTERED DAWN", BY DAWN NARET' 4/08

1913 BABY CADILLAC FOR CROWN PRINCE OLAF

"ANCIENT ALIENS", a YOUTUBE.COM 12 MIN. VIDEO - INTERESTING ! !

G. DUBYA......SAYS DITTO TO D.C. ! !

DITTO ! FROM ALL THE HOMELESS PEOPLE

TIME TA FEED YER FISH ! ! - CLICK TO FEED ANYWHERE AND THEY WILL COME ! !

DAWN NARET' HOLDS OWNERSHIP OF THIS BLOG SITE

" THE G.DUBYA PRESIDENTIAL ARCHIVES COLLECTION", FROM "DUBYA D.C. USA" OFFICE

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CREDIT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT GIVEN FOR SOME OF MY BEST ANIMATED .GIF ART POSTED

SET OFF FIRE WORKS ! ! - RAPID CLICK BOTTOM CIRCLES TO OPERATE ! !

APRIL 5, 2005 - "FUEL CELLS" COMMUNICATION FROM DAWN NARET'

SLIDE SHOW - "ELECTIFIED TROJECTORY", BY DAWN NARET' 4/08

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BLONDE AND BONKERS AT THE INAGURATION BALL

I can see Alaska from my Russian....my artheritis has been healing, and my omaritis ...etc.etc.etc.

THAT IS "NOT" DAWN NARET' IN THE PHOTO ! !

KID

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the "WHODUNIT ! " photo - "No, Ali Bama, the stick cannot become a snake...the Jews had Moses..."

"JO - HA THE SMOKIN ARAB", BY DAWN NARET'

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SLIDE SHOW - GOD BLESS AMERICA ! ! , BY DAWN NARET'

GREAT MODERN "FATHERS' ACHIEVEMENTS"

"VICTORIAN CHILDREN", BY DAWN NARET' 5/30/08

"ALL MY LITTLE FLUFFY ONES" - LG./ BY DAWN NARET' 4/08

SLIDE SHOW - "GETTIN OLD WIT DA OLD MAN"

SLIDE SHOW - "CHAGRINNING PHOTOS"

SOME ORIGINAL POETRY BY DAWN NARET'

"DAWN'S PARADITTY JOPLIN'S TUNE"

ORIGINAL POEM - "PINK TOES", BY DAWN NARET'

ORIGINAL POEM - "GOOGLED MYSELF", BY DAWN NARET'

YOU EXPECT ME TO SPELL AND KNOW DEFINITIONS.....?????

TIME TA FEED YER FISH ! !

AM I GETTING PARANOID....

"PULL MY FINGER ! ! "

G. DUBYA : HOW DO YOU SPELL "RELIEF" ?

"HEY G.W.........PULL MY ICICLE ! "

"PULL MY FINGER....THE MOVIE ! ! "

"POPE JOHN"

" I BIN SAYIN" THAT G. DUBYA IS A SPIRITUAL HELPIN MAN.................

g. DUBYA.....PULLETH MEIN FINGER....

"BIG PULL AND THE GANG"

I DON'T THINK G.DUBYA WOULD SEND THEM BOYS TA BE MEAN TA ALI - BAMA - RAMA - DING - DONG...

"EZELDA"

This is a MENTAL manaFISTation....of a pre-cognitive apparition...

THE NEXT VIEW IS A NUCLEAR TREATY VIDEO OF SOME CRAZY FOLKS FROM MY FATHER'S COUNTRY...

"OK, I'LL SWITCH FINGERS, YOU SCARE ME WHEN YOU BOIL OVER !

COMIN UP - "MOSQUE LADY" ! ! YEAH ! !

THUMBELLINA AND THE OLD ORIGINAL GANG

EZELDA'S "FAMILY PHOTO" ALBUM

MOSQUE LADY INTERVIEWS "EZELDA"

AW MAN ! MS EZELDA SAID I CAN'T BE ONE OF HER ELFS, CAUSE I HAVE A "CANE" HEAD NOT A CONE HEAD! !

EZELDA WILL SOON HAVE A FAN CLUB ! !

I'M GONNA WAIT RIGHT HERE TIL G.DUBYA AND MISS DAWN COME BACK

ME TOO ! GOT ANY F%$#&*2% MILK ? ? (2ND-HAND TERRETS ? - THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS ! ! )

SORRY, NO f#@~*2% MILK......WOODJA LIKA SPOT-O-TEA YAW'LL?

FUNNY PHOTOS COLLECTION

WHY DO I NEED CATSUP AND MUSTARD ??

GAS PRICES ARE GETTING TOO HIGH ! !

GAS PRICES AND ENFORCERS

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NEED SPELL CHECK !!!!

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